Dear NF, you love walking up and down those apartment stairs dontcha?!
Dear Smellen, glad you read this thing and you care when I don’t post.
Dear Janman, excited to see you this Sunday… and that you get to experience what life is like with a toddler and NFL football.
Dear NFL Football, go easy on me this year… I don’t want to dread you. Make it about fun, food, friends, family… not screaming at the tv the entire day… thank you.
Dear Pumpkin flavored anything, I haven’t had any of you yet… I refuse in August… but it’s September now… MAYBe it’s okay… but if I drink you, that means Summer if officially over… I think.
Dear C, keep on being good to me!
Dear wine tour tomorrow, Pah-lease do not get me too drunk. I think since I was pregnant I am unable to drink and enjoy it. I hopefully will enjoy this, sans baby boy. And don’t make me ridiculously tired either.
Dear pedicure I had Thursday, I didn’t want to spend the $ but I am SO glad I did. I’ve been doin them myself for a year now… and seriously every now and again you gotta get a good one. Also, I had them do a dark purple (yeah I googled fall 2013 colors so what)… and I typically am not so great at painting the dark dark colors… so having a professional do it… perfect!
Dear Sushi I had Thursday, AMAZING following to my pedicure… loved you!
Dear Candy Crush, STOP taking OVER my 9-11 PMs!!!! This is my cleaning, reading, relaxing time… I play candy crush, and request more lives, and wait for another life, and before I know it I wasted two freaking HOURS! Whattt.
Dear Big Brother, Why’d you have to have a double eviction? You totally ruined my Amanda being out celebration by immediately sending Elissa out too. BOOO! 500th episode of Big Brother did not go the way I wanted it to.
Dear new season of TV, I’m not ready for you yet!! Usually I’m dying for new TV to be on… but right now I just feel so overwhelmed! What do I watch! How do I keep up with it all!?
Dear new workout routine I added, love you! You’re making me sore in all new ways!
Dear Lamar Odom, so TMZ said you went to a sushi place, had miso soup and 2 green teas but no sushi.. your bill was $7 but you left a $20…… WHAT?! Why do I need to know this… and why did I remember every detail of the article I read. TMZ you stalk Lamar’s LIFE …anndd I guess that means I do too? Sorry Lamar, have your miso soup in peace. And I hope you get off crack or was never even on it… truthfully I mean it.
Dear Pretty Little Liars, I thought I needed a break from you… but I didn’t…. I want you backkk!!