Friday Letters

Dear NF, I can’t believe how personable and social you are… you’re bffs with anyone you see.

Dear Chris Soules, I am sad to see you off dancing with the stars… you were really improving.

Dear Bethenny Frankel, I wish I could pull of a jump suit like you do for my birthday…

Dear Smellen, thanks for making me the lunch i want for my birthday… it better be amazing, thank you.

Dear C, I want my car washed and cleaned perfectly for Mother’s day… and pancakes with blueberries.

Dear Janmanisabobalogadingdong, please visit again soon.  NF talks about how Jan gave him those remote control cars and one still needs batteries.

Dear Magz, your baby is perfect.

Dear Grey’s Anatomy, I love you.  I hope everyone doesn’t gasp and die when I say this but, I never really liked Derek… he was kind of an ass…..  sorry… may mcdreamy rest in peace.

Dear Teen Mom OG, I have to admit, glad Farrah’s back… but I don’t think I’d trade in Bentley to get Farrah.  And Amber… my intuition red flag gut is screaming that you should not marry a super fan 20 years older than you… at least not this soon.

Dear Tyler Fredrickson, I wanted YOU to win survivor… you were the best and my favorite.

Dear Starbucks gift cards, can’t wait to try the s’more frap ❤

Dear Teevee, NF loves you… thanks for sharing your lemon water.

Dear Orange is the new black, I can’t WAIT!!!!!

So WHAT Wednesday

Today’s Wednesday and I am saying SO WHAT if…

• NF kissed a girl at the park last night and I wrote it down in his baby book
• I stayed up way too late watching the Baltimore riots on fox on Tuesday night
• I was too upset about Willow Shields being voted off Dancing with The Stars… she had high scores!!!  She cried and it broke my heart, I kept forgetting that she was 14 (only remembered when they kept reminding you).  So I REMEMBERED to vote.  I kinda think that ABC purposely places a shocker elimination around week 7 to hype up the show… but I so desperately want to believe the voting is real… the voting IS REAL!
• The DWTS 10th Anniversary Special was a nice surprise for a Tuesday night
• I want Robert and Kym OFF DWTS already (is ABC secretly keeping him on to promote Shark Tank UGH)
• Bethenny on Real Housewives of NYC…. I loveeee but she is RUDE!  So rude.
• I can’t handle that there are only two more episodes of Mad Men left
• WHAT is Shonda Rhimes DOING TO ME with Grey’s
• I can’t believe that survivor is on their 30th season… and I am sad Jenn Brown is out
• I’ve been trying to drink 100 oz of water a day for over a week now… and I pee ALL THE TIME… I don’t feel or look any different either
• my car really needs to be washed
• I am not hungry but I just want to keep eating
• I buy more things than I need to at target to get the gift cards
• I am trying not to be but I am fascinated by Bruce Jenner
• Tyler Fredrickson will probably win survivor this season
• SO glad Jon Bones Jones was fired by Reebok… good