Dear NF, You’re the cutest. I love that you’re counting to 14 and you’ve known all your letters since you turned 2… you amaze me every day. I can’t believe how much you’ve changed my life in the best ways. Mommy loves you!!
Dear summer weddings, I do love a good wedding. Forces C and I to get dressed up and go on a date. I used to cry at them but I don’t any more. Maybe because I have what I want now. I do however cry during the mother son dance now… I never did that until I had NF. It’s because I think of the day I will get to do that (hopefully). And he’s just my baby right now so I cry.
Dear rent the runway dress, I love you I really really do!!! I can’t wait to wear you tomorrow… and hopefully I get lots of compliments. I hope that I am not too drunk and tell everyone the story about how I rented it online (is that tacky to tell people that?) I better look up who the designer is so I can tell people who I am wearing. Seriously though if I don’t get any compliments I will be disappointed. (is that vain? I don’t care).
Dear Tracy Morgan, I hope you have a full recovery and that truck driver never drives a truck again… seriously trucks can be scary… stop speeding and driving like jerks!!
Dear Mad Men, I am so into you right now… already on season 4… I can’t believe how much I am in love with Donald Draper, even when he’s being terrible.
Dear Mug shot guy, I know everyone is saying he is gorgeous… I just don’t think he’s like THAT gorgeous… maybe because I am just into Donald Draper right now and that’s not the same look. Ehhh I just looked at him again… he is pretty amazing with those eyes I take it back.
Dear House, you’re coming along… I just wish I this time of year wasn’t SO busy that I could get more done!!
Dear Smellen, thank you thank you thank you for saving the day when I had a migraine Sunday morning. Idk what I’d do without you (or NF)…. you showed up within an hour with dunkin and 3 animated dvds for NF (because I thought all the dvds were packed) and let me take care of myself for a couple hrs. THE BEST sister ever.
Dear parents, thank you thank you for watching NF for all our weddings and being a major help… he loves his gay-ma and My-cool (he calls my dad Michael because my mom does and gay-ma is just funny to me).
Dear Lady at the grocery store at 8:20 PM, yes, my adorable son was still awake at this hour… it’s Friday… normally he’s in bed at 8 but it’s so bright out and still normally he’s in bed at 8… tonight we were very busy and we were grocery shopping at 8:20 PM (and it was still light out)…. didja really have to say to him, “you’re awake!” because then he repeated the whole rest of the shopping trip, “IM AWAKE MOM IM AWAKE IM AWAKE”… nevermind it was cute… it didn’t bother me that much… and he did call you gay-ma (grandma) so I hope that made you feel loved and old at the same time. (Idk why he called her grandma, she looked nothing like my mom).