Dear NF, This morning when I realized I forgot your bag once we got to the car – and then had to go back up 3 flights of stairs to the apartment, then back down.. then I realized I forgot to lock the door, and we went back up, and then back down… it was pretty funny that you chanted, “UP-UP DOWNNN, UP-UP DOWNNN, UP-UP DOWNNN” … really if someone carried me up and down stairs that many times I’d probably come up with something to shout too. (I carry him because when he walks up and down the stairs takes like 10x longer and we’re always late).
Dear Candy Crush, seriously level 211? I can’t quit you.
Dear The Neighbors, I know Fridays are the days ABC puts shows on to die.. please don’t die… I LOVE the Neighbors, seriously such a good show. And I don’t mind watching you on Fridays.
Dear The Taste, I didn’t think I’d watch you… but I started… and you’re not so bad… you’re actually quite entertaining.
Dear the tumbling class NF is going to tomorrow, I CAN’T WAIT! I know NF’s going to love it!
Dear Dentist, I haven’t gone to you in almost 3 years. Yeah yeah I was all anti paying for dental insurance and thought I could do without… well ok I felt amazing after that cleaning (it did hurt a lot but that’s what I deserved). I think I was mostly terrified I’d have like 5 cavities and it’d cost me a fortune… but GUESS WHATTT!?! No cavity club for this gal!
Dear Smellen, So excited you’re going to tumbling tomorrow with me. Aunt Elbie!!! (That’s what NF calls my sister now).
Dear Shark Tank, I can’t believe that guy just called Lori Barbra. If I was Lori I’d say “I’M OUT!!!” immediately. (yeah I’m watching Shark Tank as I’m writing this).
Dear the cost of stamps, WHYYY Do you go up like ALL THE TIME!? (I know inflation is a reason) 49 cents for a stamp? emails and texts are free… 49 cents costs way more than the cards I send… a book of stamps used to cost me $9.20 now it’ll be $9.80…. maybe I should just buy a ton of forever stamps……. orrr I could just take them from my parent’s house as needed (sorry mom and dad). If I was to get married (someday HA!) and I’d sent bridal shower invites, save the dates, invitations, and thank you cards… OMG that’d cost so much!
Dear Exergen Temporal Scanner Infrared Thermometer, I finally gave in and bought you. I really hope you’re as amazing as people say. I am excited to take everyone’s temperatures.
Dear new tall gray Uggs, Thank you for keeping my feet very warm during this freezing weather.