It’s 2 degrees outside… (it was zero RIGHT before I took the picture, I wish I got it at zero)
I wish my mpg were higher than 18.6
I’ve had my car for less than 4 months and I already have more than 5,000 miles on it
I wish Giuliana Rancic was my friend in real life
I think Marshawn Lynch is a tool and “I’m here so I won’t get fined” IS going to get you in the media, you’re in a 30 million dollar contract, it’s part of your job… 20k for a crotch grab, that’s a down payment on a house for a regular person UGH.
My 3 year old son yelled “30 lots a dollars!!!!!!!!!!!” at his hairdresser while getting his hair cut, and I have NO idea why, or where that came from
I vow to never get a tattoo HOLD ME TOO IT neverrr.
If I don’t watch The Bachelor THE NIGHT it is on.. it’s difficult for me to gather enough motivation/effort to devote 2 hours (well minus the commercials) to getting through it
I thought Taylor Swift’s “Blank Space” lyrics said “gotta love the starbucks lovers” NOT “Got a long list of ex-lovers” … which my sister corrected me on while I was screaming the words to the radio… I still like starbucks lovers better, it was actually my favorite part of the song. I can’t be the only person who thought this.
I am THIS close this close to defriending or just block the status updates of all teachers on fb. I don’t give a f if you’re annoyed you didn’t get a snow day, and I don’t give a s if you’re happy you did get a snow day. (Same goes for the summer vacation count downs)
I took notes during the Victoria’s Secret fashion show last night
I wonder if Ariana Grande wears extensions to make her hair more full… because if that is all natural, I am super jealous
I am ok with Kathy Griffin replacing Joan Rivers on fashion police. I am relieved the show will go on!
I was very disappointed that they didn’t show Ariana Grande getting hit in the head with an angel wing on the Victoria’s Secret fashion show
This 23 degrees feels like 9…. I’m really not handling it well.
I watched real housewives of Beverly Hills last night (well the first hour of the hour and a half of it) and I did not enjoy it… i felt like I was really wasting my time. I didn’t watch last season so I have no idea what Lisa did to make everyone mad but still miss her… it felt like it was about 30 minutes of awkward greetings at the white party… and sorry Lisa Rinna your husbands MAD MEN WRAP PARTY seems way more important that the white party… and I am a Kyle Richards fan I swear. But the promos with the slaps and the wine throwing look pretty intense… you still got me hooked Andy and I don’t even know how.
image credit: bravotv.com
NF says “cheeeese and crackerrrsss” when he drops something and I had to explain to his very religious lady who watches him why/what/where he got that from (phineas and ferb)
Thanksgiving is next week and I am just not ready and I hope there are NO weather issues for traveling
I put everyone I know on the news for their birthday (the news does birthday shout outs) and I FORGOT my own child!!!! i got a lot of crap for that.
I don’t want to be pregnant again because then I can’t play floor hockey and soccer at the gym or softball in the summer… it really messes up the social activities that make me happy.
Every morning I get out of the shower and turn on GMA right at 7 AM and I can’t blow dry my hair until I hear the latest on the missing plane…
I am exhausted… I feel like I’ve been going non STOP
My 2 1/2 year old son (NF) won’t eat most foods… and it’s stressing me out
NF peed on our bed Monday morning… and it went through the comforter, sheet, fitted sheet, and down to the water proof mattress pad… I swear I left him naked for 10 seconds… Do you know how hard it is to wash ALL of that when you live in apartment? I had to bring the comforter to my parent’s… and I spent $6 for the rest of it and was up until 10:30 PM Monday night doing it. THEN it was 80 degrees because of our mini heat wave and we had drier warm sheets!
Ummm it was 83 or something Monday… and it SNOWED Tuesday…wtf.
I went to a CLUB at a CASINO for a BACHELORETTE PARTYYYYYYYYYY… and it was A-MAZ-ING… but I was so tired the next day (shower was before)… then we had palm sunday dinner… then I saw a house the next day and put an offer on it… like what am I DOING…insane in the membraneeeeeee…?
I made a Game of Thrones joke at work and no body got it.
NF wouldn’t eat dinner last night… so I asked him if he would eat dinner if Elsa was there (I think he thought I’d put Frozen on)… so I googled imaged Elsa and pretended to feed her from the computer screen and he ate his dinner.
I dislike running into people I know at the grocery store.
I had to go to two different Dunkin Donuts to get 100 munchkins and the second one didn’t even have powdered.
I totally missed DWTS Monday night because I was busy… and I claim to be a fan… and since no one went home I feel like it’s no big deal.
I am highly considering getting giant square-ish black hipster glasses… I just need to make the leap…. and if they were Michael Kors it would be even cooler… or would it?
I have NO idea what I want for my birthday… honestly… a day at the casino with my sister playing bingo like last year was pretty good.
This is what our sidewalk looks like to get to our parking lot
Josh Elliott is leaving ABC… I was shocked for 20 seconds then was over it
University of Connecticut wins I win 1st place for my bracket… doesn’t matter if they play Kentucky or Wisconsin… GO UCONN! So what if it’s not Syracuse… I might win some $
I like having Glee on in the background while writing posts… because I don’t pay attention and enjoy the music
I’m super annoyed with Billy Dee Williams for withdrawing from Dancing With The Stars… I hate when this happens… you just KNOW certain people will have a doctor’s excuse (quit) early… let someone else be on the show!!
I STILL don’t know who Billy Dee Williams is after googling him probably 4 times now
Kimmy Gibbler was on Dancing With Stars and I screamed… oh and Aunt Becky
I went to Vermont with my 2 year old for 4 days and now he’s clinging to me and the separation anxiety is through the roof… he’ll be better by Friday… then it’ll be the weekend and we’ll start all over Monday
C went to his grandparent’s house to do all our laundry that had cat hair on it from Vermont… he came home early and left the laundry there… why do I have laundry separation anxiety?
I’ve had a headache more days that I haven’t the past couple weeks… reasons? Allergies? Eye problems? all a mystery… I NEED to get this taken care of… advice on meds to take for a sinus/eye headache/migraine?
I am really excited for this season of Dancing With The Stars.
I am really disappointed that either David or James was shot on Scandal… I almost don’t even want to know who. Would they really kill off an Emmy winner? I want to know what Shonda Rhimes is thinking!
I am SO SO SO SOSOSOSOSOOOOO over winter like SO over it.
I gained 4 lbs in a week what in the WORLD whyyy? It better go away as fast as it came!!
I look forward to wheel and jeopardy every night and that might make me about 60 years old idk but idc.
I sing in the car, like REALLY sing as if I sound good or something (I do not)… I wonder what NF thinks of this… so far he thinks it’s totally normal and never protests…
I am so worried Christmas vacation will go by too fast and it hasn’t even started
NF eats pretzels like crazy… hey, he loves them! I don’t think they are awful for him either, right? He won’t eat so many things, so finding things he does like (pretzels and peanut butter) I just let him go to town.
I LIKE the One Direction song Story of My Life…. ask me in 3 months if I still do… and I probably won’t (just like Miley Can’t Stop)
I didn’t know what a CRV was until this week
I don’t have a smart phone STILL
I am going to wrap a box of Cheerios and some pretzels as a presents for NF… Santa knows he loves them! (he’ll be getting more that just that – but when you’re 2 the more gifts to tear open the better)
I’m done Christmas shopping… I know I can always do more… but seriously I NEED to stop.
I don’t like The Voice, but it just happens to be on my TV and I end up watching it.