Dear NF, you’re everything to me… I can’t believe 4 years ago today I was baking Halloween cookies for a charity (best cookies ever and I should probably make them again in your honor) and by Sunday night I was having contractions ALL night – and you were born at 6:47 PM Halloween night. You make me so happy and proud to be a mom. It could be raining outside and you’ll still tell me it’s a beautiful day. I can’t squeeze hug you enough!!
Dear hot chocolate, I’m kinda liking you lately, but as soon as I actually buy a box of you, I’ll probably be over it and throw the box out 2 years later when I realize it’s expired (has happened before).
Dear rain, stay far far away tomorrow PLEASE, thanks.
Leah Remini, I’ve always been a fan of yours. Since like saved by the bell days (though it felt wrong, Zack needed to be with Kelly, honestly). I loved you on the talk when I was on maternity leave… I am loving you filling in for Erin Andrews on DWTS the past two weeks. Wasn’t I expecting a book Fall 2013 when you were a contestant on DWTS? Is this the book that I’ve been waiting for? Two years later… ugh I gotta read it. I wish it came out Nov 1st instead of 3rd…. is it possible it would be early release like Orange is the New Black? Leah, are you actually going to answer my Friday letter to you?
Dear pumpkins in the lawn, what animal has been terrorizing you and taking bites out of you at night?
Dear Fayetteville Target, why would you not have a Starbucks, I mean come on? Super weird.
Dear holiday themed shower curtains, I think I wanna be that mom who does this.
Lamar Odom, k got it, you’re still in the hospital. but why do I still read every update? This is going to be a long recovery and I’ll know every detail, whether I want to or not.
Dear Smellen, I wish I was with you on your honey moon. and I wish you weren’t missing Halloween.
Dear Grey’s and Modern Family, UHHH I wish I had a warning you weren’t going to be new this week. and WHAT no modern family Halloween episode? How disappointing.
Dear The Chew, I gotta see what you guys dress up as this year, GOT TO!
Dear Janman, I can’t believe you got a princess peach costume to go trick or treating with NF, you’re nuts, and I love it.
Dear baby in my belly, I can’t wait to hold you and I hope you’re a very good baby that sleeps a lot… like preferably from 8 pm to 8 am and then naps during the day. Thank you!