Thursday Thoughts

Guess who’s back back again… the blog is back… tell a friend…

Welllll hellooooo there.  Did I surprise you!  How’s your Thursday going?  It’s been a MINUTE!  I know you missed this… all those devoted readers (my sister, TMD… occasionally my cousin… and I don’t really know who else).

SO here are some long over due Thursday THOUGHTS:

I just finished season 5 of Orange is the New Black on Netflix.  Which ironically came out June barely over a year ago (June 9th 2017)… this works out great for me because Season 6 comes out in July.  Anyone who watches this series and wants to discuss it with me def can… just message me.  IDK if I want to give any spoilers out on here as of right now.

The latest ending of the season black ish got me so emotional!  Dre and Bow omg… I was really scared they were over with… and that would have taken the show in a dark direction and I was not happy about it!

I was LOVING the 8 episodes that aired of Roseanne.  I mean really looking forward to the next season and more to come.  My favorite characters were obviously the OG.  Very sad news it was canceled because of Roseanne.  Waiting to see what will happen next…

Are you playing HQ trivia?  It’s an app trivia game and I highly recommend it.

Luann De Lesseps mug shot is everythingggggg.

This sandwich I ate 2 weeks ago… also is everythinggggggg (literally because the bread was called everything).

This Lagom book… loves it.

My boys and me on my birthday ❤  Seriouslyyy though.  I love them so MUCH!

AHH I am obsessed with them.

I can’t stop following this like 25 day (and going) relationship between Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande (who I followed BOTH of them before they got together).  ENGAGEDDDD!?  Ohhh this is Instagram story goldddd.

And I’ll leave you with this cute picture of my youngest baby I will call VB on here.

My top 5 Favorite TV Moms

In honor of Mother’s day… This is a list of my top 5 favorite tv moms.

Starting at #5….

Harriette Winslow from Family Matters

Harriet was a no nonsense kinda lady who made the best “uhidontTHINKso” faces.  I wish I could just give a look like that and have every one just know.

Harriette: “For my birthday, you bought me an exercise trampoline?”
Carl: “Yes and that’s not all!!
Harriette: “Lose weight, feel great at chicago’s premiere health spa, Hip whippers?  You think I’m fat?”
Carl: “No No Harriette you’re the one who said you’re fat.  You’ve been saying it for weeks.”
Harriette: “and you agree with me?”
Carl: “no no you know Harriette, it’s the thought that counts.”
Harriette: “and you think I’m FAT?”

#4….

Lucille Bluth from Arrested Development

It’s amazing how awful this woman is.

Lucille: “Get me a vodka rocks.”
Michael: “Mom, it’s breakfast.”
Lucille: “and a piece of toast.”

#3

Roseanne Conner from Roseanne

As annoying as Roseanne can really be… she’s relatable.  The meals they eat, the money, the house, the jobs, the weight.  It’s like annoying real life.

Roseanne: “ohh, but honey, you just fixed dinner three years ago!”

#2

Frankie Heck from The Middle

I loved this season when she tried to make Mike friends with the neighbor… or this last episode where they bought her yellow pants for mother’s day when she told all four of them exactly what she wanted.  My favorite ever was when she ate the toe nails in the bag of chips and then ran away because it was just..too..much!!

Frankie Heck: “I’m serious, if this was ‘Supernanny’ and we saw this morning on hidden home cameras, Jo would crucify us!”

ANNDDD #1!!!! ….

Virginia Chance from Raising Hope

I love so much about Virginia.  I love that she was a young mom and still Burt after all these years.  I love that she cleans houses and hoards other people’s stuff that she’s given.  I love that she uses coupons and that she miss uses words a lot annndd I do that a lot too… the other day I asked, “Do you know where the needlesporin is??”  appartently they did not, but they did know where the neosporin was.

Virginia: “A baby will dramastically change your life!”

Virginia: “If you want to be pigheaded, that’s your preroxative!”

Virginia: “Stop procrasturbating!”

Virginia: “How’s your philostrophical journey for the meaning of life going?”

Virginia: “Some of that evilness has to be hermeditary!”

Virginia: “Congo line!”