Thursday Thoughts

Guess who’s back back again… the blog is back… tell a friend…

Welllll hellooooo there.  Did I surprise you!  How’s your Thursday going?  It’s been a MINUTE!  I know you missed this… all those devoted readers (my sister, TMD… occasionally my cousin… and I don’t really know who else).

SO here are some long over due Thursday THOUGHTS:

I just finished season 5 of Orange is the New Black on Netflix.  Which ironically came out June barely over a year ago (June 9th 2017)… this works out great for me because Season 6 comes out in July.  Anyone who watches this series and wants to discuss it with me def can… just message me.  IDK if I want to give any spoilers out on here as of right now.

The latest ending of the season black ish got me so emotional!  Dre and Bow omg… I was really scared they were over with… and that would have taken the show in a dark direction and I was not happy about it!

I was LOVING the 8 episodes that aired of Roseanne.  I mean really looking forward to the next season and more to come.  My favorite characters were obviously the OG.  Very sad news it was canceled because of Roseanne.  Waiting to see what will happen next…

Are you playing HQ trivia?  It’s an app trivia game and I highly recommend it.

Luann De Lesseps mug shot is everythingggggg.

This sandwich I ate 2 weeks ago… also is everythinggggggg (literally because the bread was called everything).

This Lagom book… loves it.

My boys and me on my birthday ❤  Seriouslyyy though.  I love them so MUCH!

AHH I am obsessed with them.

I can’t stop following this like 25 day (and going) relationship between Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande (who I followed BOTH of them before they got together).  ENGAGEDDDD!?  Ohhh this is Instagram story goldddd.

And I’ll leave you with this cute picture of my youngest baby I will call VB on here.

Friday’s Letters

Dear NF, You make me so happy and proud every single day.  I love you!

Dear Jan Mon, See you later!!!

Dear C, Glad you’ll be back soon… but I know it won’t be for long.  P.S. our lawn needs to be mowed during the 72 whatever hours you’re in NY, thanks.

Dear fitbit, you’re not holding a charge longer than 24 hrs… what the heck is that about?

Dear Orange is the New Black, I only have 2 episodes left… and then what am I gonna do?

Dear Panera, I’ve been to you 3 times in 5 days.

Dear escaped upstate convicts, it’s been 2 weeks… I hope you’re long long gone in like a cave in Cuba and not hiding in my neighbors shed breaking into my house to use the bathroom and eat during the day…. yeah I think about these things.

Dear smartphone, I should name you… I really wish your case would just come in the mail already.

Dear Smellen, I hope you’re using your new mug and coaster today at work from your bridebox.

 

Friday’s Letters

Dear C, what if I got a dog while you’re away for work… maybe a french bull dog (any color) named Boogotti… oh and Ray J did steal my dog name, everyone reading this better not steal it too.

Dear NF, Thanks for throwing a rock at my car yesterday.  You did say “I’m sorry, I doesn’t mean to” (while crying)… how could I resist that?  I am glad you went to bed ok last night, after 4 nights of not good… let’s hope tonight’s a good night too.

Dear shopping, C’s right… he told me not to lonely shop… and I have.

Dear parents, Happy 33rd wedding anniversary!

Dear Orange is the New Black, early release!!! I was so happy to watch an episode last night at 9 PM when I wasn’t expecting it to come on until midnight.

Dear rain, just stop… you’re ruining my living room ceiling until I can get it fixed.

Dear fitbit, I think your battery is starting go?  I feel like I have to charge you for an hr a day… and when I do, i can’t move because it won’t count.

Dear Teeveee, NF loves you.

Dear Smellen, can’t wait for you to take NF bowling.

What I’m Loving Wednesday

I know I KNOW I know it’s been too long.  I got it I got it (in a Gru voice).

NF: I am totally always loving my little boy.  Yesterday we had all that plant fuzz stuff (what is it?)  I mean it was just floating in the sky everywhere and collecting on the ground.  NF said IT’S SNOW!  IT’S SNOW!!  oh… and I gotta tell you all this… NF sings “STOP in the name of love before you break my heart think it ooohh ohh vverrrrr”  That is the longest sentence (that I can understand at least) he’s ever said.  I HAVE to get it on video.

Being a home owner: uhhh yeah that’s right folks… I did it.  I bought a house… like I didn’t just put an offer in… I went all the way and everything closing and done and done and all mine (well ya know with a mortgage) it’s official.  Am I living in it yet?  No……. do I still have an apartment for a few months?  yes…. soooooo we need to figure some things out (is this too much info for the internet?)…. but omg I have a HOUSEEEEEEEEEE.  And I need to buy a lawn mower and a washer and drier and a GRILL!!!  And a rake and a hose and furniture… omg… this is so expensive… I am pretty much either not sleeping at night nervous and thinking or sleeping so deeply because I am so tired…. it’s one or the other not in between.  K enough about the house stuff, if you’re still reading this paragraph.

Orange is the New Black Season 2: I watched it all… I finished it… in less than a week.  It was SOOOOO good.  I kind of wish I was forced to wait a week for the next episode instead of binge watching all of them in 5 days (when I was so busy so idk how I did it).  When is season 3 coming out??!!!

Guacamole pre made at the store:  I’ve been meaning to find out where this was located at the grocery store… for probably 2 years and finally I remembered to find it WHILE I was actually there… I ate the whole container in like 2 days and I was in love with it.  I want to try the other kinds… spicy, homestyle, etc

Friday Letters

Dear NF, You officially say “no” now.  It’s actually pretty shocking that you’ve waited this long to add that word to your vocabulary.  So far you use it in adorable ways… like when I change the channels, no, no, no, no like you’re saying next, next, oh not that channel next, next.  I’m fine with that… it’s when you start adding it to the “MINE!  MY PHONE!” it’ll get old quickly.  No, it is not your phone, you are 2, I didn’t have a phone until I was 18 years old… and I don’t think you should either… but you probably will because we won’t have land lines – and if you’re home alone, I’ll want you to have a phone…. but maybe you can call me from your ipad (will ipads still be a thing?) or something on skype… who knows what’ll happen 10 or 15 years from now… your older cousins got ipads and kindles for Christmas this year and they are 6 and 11… like seriously?  is that normal these days?  If you’re 6 you should get a bike and dolls right?  Not a kindle… I have a kindle… it was a big deal for ME to have a kindle… sorry this letter has turned into a rant about Christmas presents.  In all honesty I wish my parents bought me a Nintendo which is probably the equivalent of getting a kindle these days.  And they never did… but I turned out okay… right?  Oh and I love that you say coffeeee ALL the time.

Dear C, Thank you so kindly for taking care of me yesterday.  I did however yell your name about 15 times from the bedroom like Kate Winslet did in Titanic to Leonardo DiCaprio a the end with zero voice left “JACK…Jack…jack…come back..jack..jackk…jacckkk….jack” (insert C’s name).  You finally came in and by that time I was so dramatic and pathetic that I just sobbed… and instead of telling me to get my ish together you did the exact correct thing!  You picked up NF and you picked up 4 cans of chicken noodle soup and made me some.  Thank you thank you thank you.

Dear Target, I HATE TO LOVE YOU.  Seriously.  WTFFFFFFFFF.  I got targeted.  That’s what we’re calling it didja know?  My info got OUT and I was a victim of identity theft.  Do I know it was because I shopped at Target, no… but I did… and it happened… so I can assume right?  It happened to my sister’s boyfriend who shopped at Target then too.  How many people has this really happened to?  Because you think, oh no it won’t happen to me.  I don’t even win GIVEAWAYS ever… what are the chances it’ll happen to me.  WELL IT DID TARGET… and I did receive 3 gift cards to your store for Christmas and I’ve used almost all of them… so there’s my loyalty toward you.  I can never stay away.  But seriously though is there some law suit I can jump on and get $20 in like two years from all this?  Sorry Target… you really blew it… I’ll still shop there… but man… that really sucks for you.

Dear Smellen, OMGGGGGGGGGGGG you got me riding boots for Christmas… I’ve been searching for a pair for two years… and I couldn’t find one… and bam.. you just buy me a pair in 6 1/2 and done and done.  Love love love love love love love them.

Dear new gray tall ugg boots, yeah yeah yeah maybe you are for college girls… but you are like walking on WARM CLOUDS!!  I love you.

Dear Book Club, yes the book was long… yes the book was boring… yes the book was long (again I know).  But more than just TWO people need to complete the book!  We’ll pick a simpler book for this month.

Dear Orange is the New Black, It took me 5 days to complete the whole 1st season…. WHYYYYYYY isn’t the second season not coming out until the Spring… is that just a rumor?  Could it be sooner?  Please you’re an amazing show… why did I wait so long to watch you?

Dear Candy Crush, I thought I dumped you… Why am I playing… PS Im on level 186… is that good?

Dear storm Hercules, pshhh this is NOTHING.  Yes it’s cold… but the last time it was this cold I can remember it… yeah it was 2004 and I was a senior in high school… but THEN THE NEWS SAID, the last time it was this cold was a decade ago and my head exploded.  WHAT… what did you say weatha man??  A decade ago… that can’t be right… ahhh 2004 was a decade ago?!  what what whatttt.

Dear Scandal, I have to say… I really can’t wait for you to be back on next week!

Dear Pretty Little Liars, it’s been what… like FOREVERRRR and you finally start back up next week… I just don’t know if I can do it… I need some REAL answers… this show has gone on for far too long.  Who am I kidding… I’ll watch just to see what the girls are wearing.