Dear Santa, you musta been SO hot yesterday at the LEON (noel backwards) event. NF was so thrilled to see you!
Dear Vermont Family, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH so so so so excited you’re coming to NY this weekend!!!!!!!!!
Dear house, I have been able to cross somethings off my to do list… but just not enough… washer and drier needs to get done next!!
Dear NF, you totally freaked me out when you went up to a car and said “ooo chevrolet!” like how do you know these things? You’re 2 1/2!!! I don’t think I could identify the chevy logo until I was like a teenager?
Dear Smellen, Let’s see the movie Tammy… OMGGGGGGG it looks so so so so so so good. and I have free movie tickets from like 2 christmas’s ago.
Dear Bingo, you were my birthday present… I just don’t see when I’d have the time to spend a day at the casino.
Dear Massage, you were a Christmas present from this year… I should use you!!!!!
Dear gift cards burnin a hole in my wallet, LET’S GO SHOPPING!!!! (or really, let’s go to starbucks for a drink and then spend $7.39 at panera… and go to home depot)…
Dear NFL and college Football, can you never come back? It’s been SO peaceful since February.
Dear Sheri Shepard on The View, So long farewell I will miss you.
Dear Big Brother 16, I already love you. Except… Frankie, Ariana grande’s older brother,… I wanted to like him I did… but he is really annoying me already.
Dear Shia Labeouf, I mean whatever gets you in the tabloids? but you seem like a real d bag… maybe if I got to know you? I’m not sure. I think we’d be friends back in the Even Stevens years.