Friday Letters

Friday letters

Dear Coconut Vendor, what are you?  what do you do?

Dear Jen Ray aka Nancy Donahue on the middle, You’re my new favorite character.

Dear guacamole and chocolate chip cookies, love you for breakfast.

Dear Harrison Ford, glad you’re alright.

Dear Geraldo Rivera on FOX this morning talking about Harrison Ford, okay… we get it… you guys were dare devil pals in the 80’s.

Dear Dr.Herman on Grey’s, Ohhh Shonda Rhimes… you real me in every time.

Dear Droctors who don’t simply read someone’s chart before seeing a patient, I hate you.

Dear Lisa Rinna on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, that’s right, no body touches Harry!!

Dear Kyle Richards, FFFFF Brandi for saying that pot smoking comment… she’s stupid and I’ve decided I hope she’s not asked back on the show.

Dear Smellen, get a manicure by yourself… it’s relaxing and peaceful and you don’t need me there!

Dear Yolanda Foster, you’re so classy.

Dear Kim Kardashian, what in the world is up with the Draco Malfoy hair?

Dear Fashion Police, what is going on?  I’d love to see Khloe Kardashian on the show… more so than NeNe.

Dear Teresa Giudice, I occasionally think, I wonder what you’re up to right now in prison… hope you’re stayin strong!

alison

Real Housewives Books

I haven’t read them ALL – but I’ve read many of them…. Here is a list of Real Housewives books I’ve read and own.

Kyle Richards – Life is Not a Reality Show: Keeping It Real with the Housewife Who Does it All

Andy Cohen – Most Talkative: Stories from the Front Lines of Pop Culture

Bethenny Frankel – Naturally Thin: Unleash Your SkinnyGirl and Free a Lifetime of Dieting

Luann De Lesseps – Class With the Countess

Taylor Armstrong – Hiding From Reality: My Story of Love, Loss, and Finding the Courage Within

Teresa Giudice – Fabulicious!: Teresa’s Italian Family Cookbook

Teresa Giudice – Fast & Fit: Teresa’s Low-Fat, Super-Easy Italian Recipes

Books I haven’t read of the housewives yet…

Lisa Vanderpump – Simply Divine: A Guide to Easy, Elegant and Affordable Entertaining

Danielle Staub – The Naked Truth: The Real Story Behind the Real Housewife of New Jersey – In her own Words
NeNe Leakes – Never Make the Same Mistake Twice: Lessons on Love and Life Learned the hard Way

Alex McCord – Little Kids, Big City: Tales from a Real House in New York City (With Lessons on Life and Love for Your Own Concrete Jungle)

Bethenny Frankel – Place of Yes: 10 Rules for Getting Everything You Want Out of Life

Bethenny Frankel – Skinnydipping: A Novel

Bethenny Frankel – The Skinnygirl Dish: Easy Recipes for Your Naturally Thin Life

Kelly Killoren Bensimon – I Can Make You Hot! The Supermodel Diet

Carol Radziwill – What Remains: A Memoir of Fate, Friendship, and Love

Carol Radziwill – widows guide to sex and dating

Jill Zarin – Secrets of a Jewish Mother: Real Advice, Real Family, Real Love

Vicki Gunvalson – More Than a Housewife

Kelly Killoren Bensimon – The Bikini Book

Catherine Ommanney – Inbox Full