Friday Letters

Friday letters

Dear Baby V,  I think I’ll have you on Valentine’s day ❤ … this is me, your mommy, at 39 weeks.


Dear NF, you’re TOTALLY ready to be a big brother!  You’re such a great helper, see you can even make cookies and banana bread!



Dear sinus infection and NF’s double ear infection, GO AWAYYYYYYYYYY!!!  We have better things to do than sleep on the couch with our mouths open because we can’t breath out of our noses!!


Dear top of the couch, I guess you’re pretty cozy?


Dear Broncos, you won because I made orange and blue m&m brownies.


Dear Teresa Guidice, I’d like to read your book

Dear OJ series on FX, I love love love to hate watch you.

Dear Grey’s Anatomy, I AM SO happy you’re back on!!!!!!!  Last night did not disappoint!!

Dear Lent, sorry I gave up fried food and then forgot 2 days later…  pregnant people don’t have to do lent do they?

Dear the gym, I can’t believe I am still attending you daily.

Dear smellen, please forgive me for how annoying I am to you right now.

Dear Kocktails with Khloe, I still don’t know about you, but I am still going to watch every episode… it’s super weird that you pretend that’s really your house and not a set…???



So WHAT Wednesday


Today is SO WHAT Wednesday and I am saying SO WHAT if…

  • I have cankles
  • I don’t remember what it’s like to sleep through a night without getting up to pee
  • I am not sure if I have a smart tv or not… or how to find out
  • I can’t wait to go to an abs class
  • NF was born only 7 days from today this far in my pregnancy and that freaks me out
  • I may or may not eat a blooming onion today… and I think that’s probably the worst idea for my bloated feet/legs/ankle area
  • I thought Kocktails with Khloe was so dumb… but I am still going to watch the next episode
  • I am so interested in all of the Kardashian’s diets… Khole doesn’t eat dairy… but I know Kourtney does… but there’s no way in hell I’ll be paying for any of their apps
  • I don’t believe anything about Rob and Blac Chyna… totally false and weird
  • I AM PISSED at TMZ for spoiling the bachelor… you did it with Andi’s season and you did it again my eyes can unsee what you put up today… I hate you I hate you I hate you
  • It make laboring sounds when I put my shoes on even when I conscientiously try not to
  • I am invited to a super bowl party and I am pumped to go… but there’s a good chance I’ll be birthing a baby out that day or around that day and not attending
  • I LOVE Erika Girardi on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and I really didn’t think I was going to
  • I do NOT like Kathryn Edwards on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills… I like Faye Resnick
  • I can finally breathe out my nose after weeks of battling a viscous sinus infection
  • the cheese cake factory has the most intimidating menu I’ve ever encountered
  • my bathroom fan is fixed and I have used it every time I take a shower… I just ALMOST forget but I don’t…
  • garbage day in the winter stresses me out… like do I put it on the snow bank?  Do I block my driveway… what if it gets all snowed on….
  • My car looked dirty the entire month of January
  • I had my mom look at dressers with me ALL day Sunday only to decide that yeah I’ll take that one you have in the garage, and yeah I’d like you to paint it of me too, thanks mom
  • I am a boy mom (mom of boys)
  • I usually don’t re do my make up after the gym though I should…
  • I don’t think anyone reads this except my sister
  • I REALLY hope I win the super bowl square thing this year… I never ever do