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Today is Wednesday and I am saying SO WHAT if…

I have to see Elton John in concert once in my life
the gutter fell off the back of my house
I’m secretly dying to buy a little flat screen for the bedroom to replace the giant box tv
I thought yesterday was Wednesday and I wrote an email to my local tv station complaining that The Middle wasn’t on… and then realized that it was Tuesday and really regretted the email and I know I look insane
I have not seen one episode of Empire… and I don’t understand the Hype
having read the Amanda Knox book I do feel like some what of an expert on the subject… and then I realize…it’s actually super confusing and no matter how much I read about it I still don’t understand
I am really glad that Keeping Up With The Kardashians is back on TV
I could never be on Survivor because I’d hate america seeing me on a big screen high definition tv without a mirror, make up, tweezers or a razor for 39 days… idk if that’s worth a 5.6% chance (1 in 18) at a million dollars… I’m not a crazy vain person either, I just would be embarrassed… how do these people do it? extensive laser hair removal? extreme work out sessions?
I’m not so sure about this season of DWTS… I’m not LOVING anyone
I’m in love with Billy Joel just a little bit
I listened to Downeaster Alexa on repeat maybe 16 times

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