Friday Letters

Dear NF, I can’t even handle the funny things you say and do… please stay this adorable forever.  You told Santa that you thought he lived in the fire place and what are you doing at this shopping mall?  You did SOOO good, and I love this picture!

Dear Kourtney Kardashian, I NEED that avocado drink recipe.

Dear Joe Anglim, you gave it your best shot… GO Keith!!

Dear Christmas Shopping, right about now is when I start to get real nervous about you…

Dear yasso mint chocolate chip greek yogurt bars, I don’t know how I’d survive without you

Dear college, I sort of miss you.  I enjoyed a change of classes every 15 weeks, new subjects, new teachers and classmates… I think it’s Sue and Axl on the Middle that is reminding me of this…

Dear orange smelling hands, ahhh you smell so nice… the biggest reason I like eating clementines is that my hands smell like oranges afterwards

Dear winter finales, nooooooooo.

Dear Top Chef, I started watching this season since there’s only been 2 episodes… like all reality contestant shows there are just way to many people to remember anyone in the beginning…

Dear my bed, you are so comfortable and perfect… I am just getting too pregnant to ever feel just right sleeping..

Dear cannoli cake from biscotti’s, I need some of you asap

Dear Oprah, I know it’s been over 4 years, but I miss you on at 4 PM

Friday Letters

Dear NF, I love that you say, “May I have…please” we worked on this for about 20 minutes before you were saying “please I have…” … let’s see what you say today.

Plow guy, I don’t know you yet, because there’s been no snow… but I hope that you’re incredible and reliable and I think you’re totally worth it because… you’re necessary.

Dear Joe Anglim, YESSS keep winning those immunity challenges… (did anyone else notice that his and Kelly Wigglesworth’s buns were very similar Wednesday night… ugh I wish I had a photo.)  OH, and where do I buy Joe Anglim’s jewelry???

Patti Labelle’s sweet potato pie, I NEED YOU.

Dear 2016, You are looking fantastic!

Dear Christmas decorations, I know you’re dying to come out of the shed.

Dear Oprah’s book, What I Know For Sure, I am totally loving you.

Dear heartburn, WTFFFFFFFFFF.

Dear Maalox, are you off the market or what… what can I take instead?  A pharmacist said ask my doctor, my doctor said uhhh tums? (THAT IS NOT THE SAME) and I said should I just ask a pharmacists? and he said oh yes try that… UGHH NO one wants to give suggestions to a pregnant person in fear that they’ll be wrong, well thank you for being cautious but my chest is on FIRE.

Dear Yasso Greek Yogurt Mint Chocolate Chip, I am out of you.  If I go to wegmans tonight and you’re not there it is possible I might cry.

Dear winter finales, UGHH why do you exist… I need my shows new each week.

Dear Pie Night, pretty pumped about you next week!!

Dear Tyga and Kylie, did you finally break up?  I hope so.

Dear Miley Cryus, you’re disgusting.

Dear Fashion Police, when are you coming back on?

Dear The Soup, WHY ARE YOU GOING TO BE OVER?

So WHAT Wednesday

Today’s Wednesday and I am saying SO WHAT if…

• NF kissed a girl at the park last night and I wrote it down in his baby book
• I stayed up way too late watching the Baltimore riots on fox on Tuesday night
• I was too upset about Willow Shields being voted off Dancing with The Stars… she had high scores!!!  She cried and it broke my heart, I kept forgetting that she was 14 (only remembered when they kept reminding you).  So I REMEMBERED to vote.  I kinda think that ABC purposely places a shocker elimination around week 7 to hype up the show… but I so desperately want to believe the voting is real… the voting IS REAL!
• The DWTS 10th Anniversary Special was a nice surprise for a Tuesday night
• I want Robert and Kym OFF DWTS already (is ABC secretly keeping him on to promote Shark Tank UGH)
• Bethenny on Real Housewives of NYC…. I loveeee but she is RUDE!  So rude.
• I can’t handle that there are only two more episodes of Mad Men left
• WHAT is Shonda Rhimes DOING TO ME with Grey’s
• I can’t believe that survivor is on their 30th season… and I am sad Jenn Brown is out
• I’ve been trying to drink 100 oz of water a day for over a week now… and I pee ALL THE TIME… I don’t feel or look any different either
• my car really needs to be washed
• I am not hungry but I just want to keep eating
• I buy more things than I need to at target to get the gift cards
• I am trying not to be but I am fascinated by Bruce Jenner
• Tyler Fredrickson will probably win survivor this season
• SO glad Jon Bones Jones was fired by Reebok… good

Friday Letters

Dear NF, you crack me up.  You hold your hand up or put a finger up and say, “second, hold on.”  Whenever I ask you to do something or stop doing something… and when I tell you it’s time to take a bath you say, “maybe later like Monday.”  yeahhh that sounds good to me NF… you’re crazy town.

Dear Joe Anglim, I really wanna buy your jewelry because I loved your fake hidden immunity idol.

Dear Britt McHenry, oh you’re horrible.

Dear Smellen, I really wanna see your save the dates… but I want to be surprised in the mail too.

Dear Magneto, you’re baby is so close to being born AHHHHHHHHHH can’t wait.

Friday Letters

Dear NF, I am really sorry if I traumatized you more with the car washes… see I know you’re terrified of them… I just thought that maybe if we tried it again that you’d see that they are not that scary… but I think I might have made it worse, I hope I didn’t.  I promise no more car washes with you in the car… at least for a while?

Dear Giuliana Rancic, I can’t wait to read your book.  Going off Script: How I survived a crazy childhood, cancer, and clooney’s 32 On-Screen Rejections… April 7th!!!

Dear Smellen, Thank you for introducing me to Repeat After Me… the funniest show ever right now… really helps with the February blues.

Dear TeeeeVeee, Do you even check this anymore?  You were like my #1 fan for like a week!

Dear Carolyn Rivera on survivor’s white collar tribe, I *THINK* you’re my favorite white collar player… you really showed them!!

Dear Mike Holloway on survivor’s blue collar tribe, you are my favorite on the blue collar tribe because you ate a scorpion for no reason and that is good television.

Dear Joe Anglim on survivor’s no collar tribe, you are my favorite because you could make fire… and said that you practiced making fire before coming on the show…. WHYYYYYYYYY doesn’t everyone do that?  Like why wouldn’t you practice making fire before going on the show?

Dear the dress, you’re blue and black and I don’t understand why people see gold and white….

Dear C, you’re goin on day 9 of being sick… I may be a terrible person but I can only be nice to someone who is sick for 3 days (I think it’s scientifically proven that someone can only have sympathy for a sick person and care for them for like 72 hours before they get annoyed).  Sooo your time is up mister, GET BETTER NOW… you’re disgusting snot coughs snoring is driving me crazy (yes I am sure it is driving you crazy also and for that I feel bad).

Dear Disney world, I miss you.