Friday Letters

Friday letters

Dear Friday, it took FOR-EV-ERR for you to come this week…

Dear NF, last night you told me about bears in the desert…. now… was this from a tv show you saw??? orrr… Idk I googled it and saw that there’s the gobi bear… are you really talking to me about gobi bears?  Or am I looking too far into this?

Dear Scandal and Grey’s, it feels like forever since you were on… and american crime is just not good like I thought it’d be…. I need my ABC dramas back

Dear shoveling, you were a bad idea….

Dear Hobby Lobby, so glad I chose to visit you over target last night….

Dear Top Chef, it still feels like there are 10433 contestants on… can we get a double elimination or something to move things along?

Dear lindor chocolates, why can’t I just eat ONE of you!?

Dear sprinkle, I can’t believe you’re tomorrow!  What am I going to even wear?

Dear current wardrobe, ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.  LIMITEDDDDDDD.

Dear Smellen, I hope you are making tiramisu cake because I need everyone to try it.

Dear sinuses, WTF.  It’s been WHAT 21 days?!!!  I just want to breathe normal!!!!!

Dear life, you scare the bajeezus outta me…. sooo I think I’ll listen to bob marley’s 3 little birds (every little thing gonna be alright).

Dear Powerball, can’t win if you don’t try… I didn’t try…

Dear Kylie, you’re currently in my opinion the most annoying kardashian(Jenner).

Dear making a murderer, I am on episode 10 ughhhh.

alison

Friday Letters

Friday letters

Dear NF, I love that you call flamingos “mingos”…. I hope your sports class today goes really well.  You’re the best!  I love on the weekends when you wake up at 7:15 AM to climb into my bed to sleep for another half hour.

Dear pregnancy belly, you have officially emerged… idk how I’ll manage getting even bigger than this and we’re not even at 30 weeks yet.

Dear Beak and Skiff, loved seeing you one last time before fall is over

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Dear Owen on Grey’s anatomy, why do you dislike Nathan so much… is this what the winter finale is going to be all about?  eh it better be good.

Dear Jackson and April on Grey’s anatomy, ummm…. you’re stressing me out.

Dear Christina Yang on Grey’s anatomy, Oh how I miss you.  I never cared for Derek (YEAH I SAID IT) – but yang… yang I loved.

Dear Pie Night, I just keep thinking you’re next week!!  UGhhh.

Dear etsy, I can get lost looking at you.

Dear Smellen and Teevee, I hope to see you soon – but we have no plans.

Dear hunger, why do you sneak up on me… and I am usually not very prepared for it.

Dear Oprah’s book so far, I like you.

Dear peanuts (Charlie Brown) toys are mcdonalds, I like you.

alison

Friday Letters

Friday letters

Dear NF, you’re everything to me… I can’t believe 4 years ago today I was baking Halloween cookies for a charity (best cookies ever and I should probably make them again in your honor) and by Sunday night I was having contractions ALL night – and you were born at 6:47 PM Halloween night.  You make me so happy and proud to be a mom.  It could be raining outside and you’ll still tell me it’s a beautiful day.  I can’t squeeze hug you enough!!

Dear hot chocolate, I’m kinda liking you lately, but as soon as I actually buy a box of you, I’ll probably be over it and throw the box out 2 years later when I realize it’s expired (has happened before).

Dear rain, stay far far away tomorrow PLEASE, thanks.

Leah Remini, I’ve always been a fan of yours.  Since like saved by the bell days (though it felt wrong, Zack needed to be with Kelly, honestly).  I loved you on the talk when I was on maternity leave… I am loving you filling in for Erin Andrews on DWTS the past two weeks.  Wasn’t I expecting a book Fall 2013 when you were a contestant on DWTS?  Is this the book that I’ve been waiting for?  Two years later… ugh I gotta read it.  I wish it came out Nov 1st instead of 3rd…. is it possible it would be early release like Orange is the New Black?  Leah, are you actually going to answer my Friday letter to you?

Dear pumpkins in the lawn, what animal has been terrorizing you and taking bites out of you at night?

Dear Fayetteville Target, why would you not have a Starbucks, I mean come on?  Super weird.

Dear holiday themed shower curtains, I think I wanna be that mom who does this.

Lamar Odom, k got it, you’re still in the hospital.  but why do I still read every update?  This is going to be a long recovery and I’ll know every detail, whether I want to or not.

Dear Smellen, I wish I was with you on your honey moon.  and I wish you weren’t missing Halloween.

Dear Grey’s and Modern Family, UHHH I wish I had a warning you weren’t going to be new this week.  and WHAT no modern family Halloween episode?  How disappointing.

Dear The Chew, I gotta see what you guys dress up as this year, GOT TO!

Dear Janman, I can’t believe you got a princess peach costume to go trick or treating with NF, you’re nuts, and I love it.

Dear baby in my belly, I can’t wait to hold you and I hope you’re a very good baby that sleeps a lot… like preferably from 8 pm to 8 am and then naps during the day.  Thank you!

alison

So WHAT Wednesday

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Today is Wednesday and I am saying SO WHAT if…

  • I want my kids to grow up and consider me their hero
  • My sister’s wedding is in like 10 days not to mention her bachelorette party and rehearsal dinner etc etc
  • I am stronger than I think I am
  • my eye has been twitching for almost 2 weeks now
  • I love decaf non fat toasted graham lattes
  • NF doesn’t like swim lessons and as a parent I am totally confused as to what to do
  • My bridesmaid dress doesn’t even come close to fitting me in any way and after they alter it I am sure it’ll look like a completely different dress… but that’s ok right because I am the pregnant maid of honor… right?  ughh
  • Sometimes I need to remind myself to just breathe
  • I am so happy survivor, modern family, and The middle are on tonight, and that scandal and grey’s is on tomorrow night
  • I am exhausted
  • I am one of 14 left out of 50 in the nfl pick game… I hope I make it to next week
  • I want to vacuum my car, but don’t know when I’ll ever have the time right now
  • I’m ready for Paula Deen to be off DWTS

alison

Friday Letters

Friday letters

Dear NF, I can’t believe how personable and social you are… you’re bffs with anyone you see.

Dear Chris Soules, I am sad to see you off dancing with the stars… you were really improving.

Dear Bethenny Frankel, I wish I could pull of a jump suit like you do for my birthday…

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Dear Smellen, thanks for making me the lunch i want for my birthday… it better be amazing, thank you.

Dear C, I want my car washed and cleaned perfectly for Mother’s day… and pancakes with blueberries.

Dear Janmanisabobalogadingdong, please visit again soon.  NF talks about how Jan gave him those remote control cars and one still needs batteries.

Dear Magz, your baby is perfect.

Dear Grey’s Anatomy, I love you.  I hope everyone doesn’t gasp and die when I say this but, I never really liked Derek… he was kind of an ass…..  sorry… may mcdreamy rest in peace.

Dear Teen Mom OG, I have to admit, glad Farrah’s back… but I don’t think I’d trade in Bentley to get Farrah.  And Amber… my intuition red flag gut is screaming that you should not marry a super fan 20 years older than you… at least not this soon.

Dear Tyler Fredrickson, I wanted YOU to win survivor… you were the best and my favorite.

Dear Starbucks gift cards, can’t wait to try the s’more frap ❤

Dear Teevee, NF loves you… thanks for sharing your lemon water.

Dear Orange is the new black, I can’t WAIT!!!!!

alison

Friday Letters

Friday letters

Dear NF, when we ask if you’d like to go to Florida to see Mickey Mouse you say, “no I have to stay here.”  but then seconds later you tell me, “I have to get a picture with Mickey Mouse.”  You do NF and you WILL…. and you’re comin, you’re not staying here!

Dear blast of thunder and lighting, Is blast the correct word to use?  Well it certainly wasn’t an average thunder and lighting flash and boom – and not to mention it is MID JANUARY! WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT why did that happen!?  SO freakkyyyy… omg was it a freaky friday moment like the movie… omg I would love to be NF for a day… I just dont trust him to be me though…

Dear Brandi Glanville, you didn’t address the $1,000 groceries for a week comment in your cast blog… I am disappointed about that

Dear Mariah Carey, If I were you I’d 100% go to Caesars Palace with the greats!  I love Celine Dion, Cher, AND Britney Spears and it’s been a dream of mine to go see them in Vegas (well it’s my sister’s best friend’s dream to see Celine in Vegas… and I’m dying to see Britney… and Cher).

Dear Greys and Scandal, I feel like it’s been way too long since you’ve been on!  I miss you!  Jan 29th so two more weeks.  K I think I can handle it.

Dear Parenthood, I said it a million times… WHY oh why is this show ending?!  I can’t believe there are only 2 more episodes!!!

Dear Gwyneth Paltrow, since when did everyone love to hate you so SO hard?  I love to go to goop.com for some unrealistic ideas and inspiration.  I GOTTA see your Watch What Happens Live episode… maybe tonight.

Dear Tee-vee, Miss you – I hope you come over for breakfast this weekend

Dear Smellen, I wish I was eating a Red Robin burger tonight…. but wth is this snow STORM!!!  According to what I read Thursday on the news it was going to be a normal milder kinda weather day… uhhh you cant predict lake effect (at least not well?), and I am not mad at you for any of that and you do not control the weather reports so sorry for this letter.

Dear Kylie Jenner, I don’t believe the rumors that you’re pregnant… but I would really love it if you were…. just bein honest.

Dear Jenelle Evans, I haven’t seen this “leaked” video of you fighting with Nathan’s brother… I didn’t even know Nathan had a brother… I hope you go on couples therapy… again, just bein honest

Dear PLL, HOW are you still on and going… who is A?!!!!!!  I gotta know.

alison