Friday Letters

Dear Baby V,  I think I’ll have you on Valentine’s day ❤ … this is me, your mommy, at 39 weeks.

Dear NF, you’re TOTALLY ready to be a big brother!  You’re such a great helper, see you can even make cookies and banana bread!

Dear sinus infection and NF’s double ear infection, GO AWAYYYYYYYYYY!!!  We have better things to do than sleep on the couch with our mouths open because we can’t breath out of our noses!!

Dear top of the couch, I guess you’re pretty cozy?

Dear Broncos, you won because I made orange and blue m&m brownies.

Dear Teresa Guidice, I’d like to read your book

Dear OJ series on FX, I love love love to hate watch you.

Dear Grey’s Anatomy, I AM SO happy you’re back on!!!!!!!  Last night did not disappoint!!

Dear Lent, sorry I gave up fried food and then forgot 2 days later…  pregnant people don’t have to do lent do they?

Dear the gym, I can’t believe I am still attending you daily.

Dear smellen, please forgive me for how annoying I am to you right now.

Dear Kocktails with Khloe, I still don’t know about you, but I am still going to watch every episode… it’s super weird that you pretend that’s really your house and not a set…???

 

Friday Letters

Dear NF, I love that you call flamingos “mingos”…. I hope your sports class today goes really well.  You’re the best!  I love on the weekends when you wake up at 7:15 AM to climb into my bed to sleep for another half hour.

Dear pregnancy belly, you have officially emerged… idk how I’ll manage getting even bigger than this and we’re not even at 30 weeks yet.

Dear Beak and Skiff, loved seeing you one last time before fall is over

Dear Owen on Grey’s anatomy, why do you dislike Nathan so much… is this what the winter finale is going to be all about?  eh it better be good.

Dear Jackson and April on Grey’s anatomy, ummm…. you’re stressing me out.

Dear Christina Yang on Grey’s anatomy, Oh how I miss you.  I never cared for Derek (YEAH I SAID IT) – but yang… yang I loved.

Dear Pie Night, I just keep thinking you’re next week!!  UGhhh.

Dear etsy, I can get lost looking at you.

Dear Smellen and Teevee, I hope to see you soon – but we have no plans.

Dear hunger, why do you sneak up on me… and I am usually not very prepared for it.

Dear Oprah’s book so far, I like you.

Dear peanuts (Charlie Brown) toys are mcdonalds, I like you.

Friday Letters

Dear NF, sooooo it’s probably not chicken pox… thank goodness because if you had chicken pox for my sister’s wedding I’d freak.  But flea bites or scabies WHAT!?  I’m so sorry!!  I hope this clears up quickly and you’re not itchy!

Dear Smellen, get ready to have some PG rated FUN Saturday!!!

Dear Bladder, TMI but wtf?  and I told my aunt, and she said “OH I had that, they had to stretch my urethra…” like nbd…. WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! That sounds horrible!  Please just fix yourself and just be a pregnancy thing. (I don’t remember this happening the 1st time though)

Dear Sue Heck, I would love to be your friend in real life.

Dear Grey’s Anatomy, no matter how ridiculous you are, I enjoy watching you and hope you never end… I don’t even need a single person from the original cast left… I would probably still watch.

 

Friday Letters

Dear NF, I can’t believe how personable and social you are… you’re bffs with anyone you see.

Dear Chris Soules, I am sad to see you off dancing with the stars… you were really improving.

Dear Bethenny Frankel, I wish I could pull of a jump suit like you do for my birthday…

Dear Smellen, thanks for making me the lunch i want for my birthday… it better be amazing, thank you.

Dear C, I want my car washed and cleaned perfectly for Mother’s day… and pancakes with blueberries.

Dear Janmanisabobalogadingdong, please visit again soon.  NF talks about how Jan gave him those remote control cars and one still needs batteries.

Dear Magz, your baby is perfect.

Dear Grey’s Anatomy, I love you.  I hope everyone doesn’t gasp and die when I say this but, I never really liked Derek… he was kind of an ass…..  sorry… may mcdreamy rest in peace.

Dear Teen Mom OG, I have to admit, glad Farrah’s back… but I don’t think I’d trade in Bentley to get Farrah.  And Amber… my intuition red flag gut is screaming that you should not marry a super fan 20 years older than you… at least not this soon.

Dear Tyler Fredrickson, I wanted YOU to win survivor… you were the best and my favorite.

Dear Starbucks gift cards, can’t wait to try the s’more frap ❤

Dear Teevee, NF loves you… thanks for sharing your lemon water.

Dear Orange is the new black, I can’t WAIT!!!!!

So What Wednesday

 

It’s Wednesday and I am saying SO WHAT if…

• I can stop watching Grey’s Anatomy and then start again and pretty much immediately be back into it
• I feel like Scandal can’t ever be as good as the winter finale… did it peak!?
• I’ve been saying I’ve been over winter since January I think… and it still feels not even close to over
• I don’t think I’ll be playing co-ed softball this summer and I’m sad about it
• I need a new car but I still haven’t done a thing about it
• I haven’t bought any new clothes since December 11th… that’s an accomplishment but it’s also procrastination… I think that I do need some new clothes
• I haven’t gotten a hair cut in 13 months… that is total procrastination… my hair starts to seriously dread by the end of the day… when I brush it I am literally ripping it out
• I reloaded the twitter page with Ellen’s group pic that she wanted everyone to retweet to beat a record like 40 times to watch the number go up and up and up and it was the first thing I checked Monday morning
• I am underwhelmed with the dancing with the stars cast this season… but I think I always am
• I am SO behind on Pretty Little Liars I may have given up on the show… they just don’t make it easy to watch without cable