Friday Letters

Dear NF, I am really sorry if I traumatized you more with the car washes… see I know you’re terrified of them… I just thought that maybe if we tried it again that you’d see that they are not that scary… but I think I might have made it worse, I hope I didn’t.  I promise no more car washes with you in the car… at least for a while?

Dear Giuliana Rancic, I can’t wait to read your book.  Going off Script: How I survived a crazy childhood, cancer, and clooney’s 32 On-Screen Rejections… April 7th!!!

Dear Smellen, Thank you for introducing me to Repeat After Me… the funniest show ever right now… really helps with the February blues.

Dear TeeeeVeee, Do you even check this anymore?  You were like my #1 fan for like a week!

Dear Carolyn Rivera on survivor’s white collar tribe, I *THINK* you’re my favorite white collar player… you really showed them!!

Dear Mike Holloway on survivor’s blue collar tribe, you are my favorite on the blue collar tribe because you ate a scorpion for no reason and that is good television.

Dear Joe Anglim on survivor’s no collar tribe, you are my favorite because you could make fire… and said that you practiced making fire before coming on the show…. WHYYYYYYYYY doesn’t everyone do that?  Like why wouldn’t you practice making fire before going on the show?

Dear the dress, you’re blue and black and I don’t understand why people see gold and white….

Dear C, you’re goin on day 9 of being sick… I may be a terrible person but I can only be nice to someone who is sick for 3 days (I think it’s scientifically proven that someone can only have sympathy for a sick person and care for them for like 72 hours before they get annoyed).  Sooo your time is up mister, GET BETTER NOW… you’re disgusting snot coughs snoring is driving me crazy (yes I am sure it is driving you crazy also and for that I feel bad).

Dear Disney world, I miss you.

Thursday Thoughts

Today is Thursday and I am linking up with Jennifer from Ramblings of a Suburban Mom for Thursday Thoughts…

Long story short, Giulana poked fun at Zendaya’s dred locks on Fashion Police, Zendaya wrote a lengthy defensive statement about hair and stereotypes, Kelly demands Giulana apologizes or she’s leaving the show, Giulana apologizes acceptably on E! and on twitter.  OK… First of all, I love Giuliana Rancic.  I think Zendaya couldn’t take a joke… and I think Kelly wants to be BFFs with EVERYONE.  If Kelly threatens to leave Fashion Police over that, it’s only a matter of time before she leaves… and I hope it’ll be on good terms, but it probably won’t be.  JUST my prediction.  OHH I miss Joan Rivers.  Oh and Zendaya, I like you, I like your hair and I love that you change it up.

Madonna yanked to the ground!  MY goodness that was a nasty fall!

The announced the DWTS cast!!!  Who am I most excited to see… well…. I guess Rumor Willis?  and Suzanne Somers?  And the shark tank guy… I guess.  My sister told me that someone from Shark Tank was going to be on it and asked me who would I want to see the most… I said… well Lori Greiner.. and Mark Cuban… and then Kevin O’Leary and Barbara Corcoran.. and Daymond John… basically every person before Robert Herjavec, who I can’t ever remember his name I call him the Canadian guy on the right.  And it’s Robert.  Sorry Robert!!  I hope you change my mind, really I do!!

So I watched the first episode of survivor last night.  I wouldn’t have if it hadn’t been for my DVR that automatically taped it.  It’s white collar vs blue collar vs no collar…. my thought so far… the blue collar people are the most interesting.  I can’t believe he ate a scorpion.

The show Repeat After Me on ABC is SOOOOOOOOOO funny.  I LOVE Wendi McLendon-Covey.

So we are coming to the end of Bachelor season 19.  Who is he going to pick?  I think Whitney… but everyone I talk to thinks Becca.  My sister also said it’s pretty clear that Chris is going to be a surprise cast member of Dancing with the stars… she’s likely to be right.

I JUST discovered these at wegmans.  Snyder’s Peanut butter pretzel sandwiches… they are REALLY really good.

What I’m Loving Wednesday

I’m bringin it back baby!  What I’m loving Wednesday!!!

NF: First and foremost I’m always loving NF.  He looks thrilled to be up at 7:30 am in 2 degree temperatures.

Diamond Candles: I am obsessed.  Diamond candles are candles that have a ring inside that can be worth a lot of money.  These are the pictures my cousin sent me of the candle and ring I sent her for her birthday.  I also got my friend one, Honey Citrus.  I want everyone I know to have one.  I really would like to own and smell the cherry almond cookie ring candle.

This name plate necklace: I just love it ok.

Liz Earle Skin Repair Moisturizer: I bought it from birchbox and I’m almost out… and I really like it.

Giuliana Rancic: love love love her… and so happy Fashion Police is back on because she is my favorite ever.

The Flat White at Starbucks: I haven’t tried it yet, so I can’t say I love it… but I love that I am going to try it soon.

One Piece at Target: ladies and gentlemen I did it… I bought a one piece and I couldn’t be happier.  THE PRESSURE of only having revealing bikinis is gone.  I don’t give a f if C thinks I should wear a bikini… I think I should wear THIS and be comfortable and appropriate… I still have the bikinis and I can wear them sometimes (like in the dark alone at night at home).  Loved the price of this too!

cast reveal for new Ghostbusters: OMFGGGGGG…. I love everyone!  Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Leslie Jones, and Kate McKinnon AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

So WHAT Wednesday

Today is Wednesday and I am saying so WHAT if…

• It’s 2 degrees outside… (it was zero RIGHT before I took the picture, I wish I got it at zero)

• I wish my mpg were higher than 18.6
• I’ve had my car for less than 4 months and I already have more than 5,000 miles on it
• I wish Giuliana Rancic was my friend in real life
• I think Marshawn Lynch is a tool and “I’m here so I won’t get fined” IS going to get you in the media, you’re in a 30 million dollar contract, it’s part of your job… 20k for a crotch grab, that’s a down payment on a house for a regular person UGH.
• My 3 year old son yelled “30 lots a dollars!!!!!!!!!!!” at his hairdresser while getting his hair cut, and I have NO idea why, or where that came from
• I vow to never get a tattoo HOLD ME TOO IT neverrr.
•  If I don’t watch The Bachelor THE NIGHT it is on.. it’s difficult for me to gather enough motivation/effort to devote 2 hours (well minus the commercials) to getting through it
• I love award show season