Friday Letters

Dear hair, goodbye.  I donated 8 inches last night… I had no idea it was really THAT long…

Dear NF, I could not believe when I tried to wake you up this morning you kept your eyes closed like you were sleeping and said to me, “I don’t have time for this.”

Dear sickness, ok…I’ve had enough, seriously, I surrender… omgggg

Dear How to Make a Murderer, I could watch all 10 hours of you in a row… instead I am trying to make it last

Dear Smellen, miss you.

Dear fitbit, every body thinks I’ve slowed down because I am so pregnant… nooo it’s because I’ve been so sick!  I’ll be back don’t you worry

Dear 34 weeks pregnant, omg.  next week… I am only like maybe 3 weeks away… omg… I am not even ready for this

Dear tastebuds, I haven’t been able to taste food in over 2 weeks… blahhhhhhh, you’re ruining my last days being pregnant… I want to taste things!

 

Friday Letters

Dear NF, sooooo it’s probably not chicken pox… thank goodness because if you had chicken pox for my sister’s wedding I’d freak.  But flea bites or scabies WHAT!?  I’m so sorry!!  I hope this clears up quickly and you’re not itchy!

Dear Smellen, get ready to have some PG rated FUN Saturday!!!

Dear Bladder, TMI but wtf?  and I told my aunt, and she said “OH I had that, they had to stretch my urethra…” like nbd…. WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! That sounds horrible!  Please just fix yourself and just be a pregnancy thing. (I don’t remember this happening the 1st time though)

Dear Sue Heck, I would love to be your friend in real life.

Dear Grey’s Anatomy, no matter how ridiculous you are, I enjoy watching you and hope you never end… I don’t even need a single person from the original cast left… I would probably still watch.

 

Friday Letters

Dear Girl Scout Cookies, I…just…can’t…stop…eating…you.

Dear NF, get ready to meet the Easter bunny for the 3rd time.

Dear Smellen, I am excited to go to your wedding venue tasting tomorrow… I hope for some really good food.

Dear Teevee, NF loves you!

Dear Big Ang, I hope you’re alright!  Hang in there.

Dear Janmonisabobalogadingdong, glad you read this.

Friday Letters

Dear NF, You have the best taste in music… and then the wiggles come on and you’re like freaking out… totally weird, I’ll never understand the wiggles.

Dear The Wiggles, maybe you have to be 3 and under to get it… and you’re probably crazy rich.

Dear upcoming pedicure, I CAN’T FREAKING WAITTTT.

Dear Rider Strong, at one point in my life when I read the Disney Adventure’s magazine I was in love with you (well your character Shawn Hunter from Boy Meets World).  Heard ya just got married… and you look exactly the same but with a beard.  Congratulations.

Disney Adventures Magazine, I just looked you up… you ran from 1990 – 2007… very interesting…  I wonder if my mom kept them in a box some place… who am I kidding, I wonder WHERE my mom kept them in a box some place.

Dear wedding tasting I am attending, OMFREAKINGGODDDDDDDDDDD I am so excited to eat so much coconut shrimp!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Smellen, where ya been my baby sister it’s been 5 days since I’ve seen your face.

Dear C Rel Cus, betcha didn’t know you’d have a friday letter.  Or that I just made up that name for you.  Come over with bagels and cookies again pleassssse.

Dear Florida, are you warm?  please be 70’s when I visit you.

Dear Patriots letting air out of balls, THEY WOULDA CRUSHED THE COLTS ANYWAYS SO WAHH wah wahh I dontcare.  and I dont even like the patriots… I just might have a thing for Tom.

Dear Parenthood, where the HECK IS HADDIE!!!  I almost called her maddie….

Dear Janmanisabobalogadingdong, stop being with your bf and visit me and NF when you’re in Syracuse.  BOOOOOOOOM I said it… if you even READ this thing.

Dear tropical island, I want you.

Friday Letters

Dear NF, when we ask if you’d like to go to Florida to see Mickey Mouse you say, “no I have to stay here.”  but then seconds later you tell me, “I have to get a picture with Mickey Mouse.”  You do NF and you WILL…. and you’re comin, you’re not staying here!

Dear blast of thunder and lighting, Is blast the correct word to use?  Well it certainly wasn’t an average thunder and lighting flash and boom – and not to mention it is MID JANUARY! WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT why did that happen!?  SO freakkyyyy… omg was it a freaky friday moment like the movie… omg I would love to be NF for a day… I just dont trust him to be me though…

Dear Brandi Glanville, you didn’t address the $1,000 groceries for a week comment in your cast blog… I am disappointed about that

Dear Mariah Carey, If I were you I’d 100% go to Caesars Palace with the greats!  I love Celine Dion, Cher, AND Britney Spears and it’s been a dream of mine to go see them in Vegas (well it’s my sister’s best friend’s dream to see Celine in Vegas… and I’m dying to see Britney… and Cher).

Dear Greys and Scandal, I feel like it’s been way too long since you’ve been on!  I miss you!  Jan 29th so two more weeks.  K I think I can handle it.

Dear Parenthood, I said it a million times… WHY oh why is this show ending?!  I can’t believe there are only 2 more episodes!!!

Dear Gwyneth Paltrow, since when did everyone love to hate you so SO hard?  I love to go to goop.com for some unrealistic ideas and inspiration.  I GOTTA see your Watch What Happens Live episode… maybe tonight.

Dear Tee-vee, Miss you – I hope you come over for breakfast this weekend

Dear Smellen, I wish I was eating a Red Robin burger tonight…. but wth is this snow STORM!!!  According to what I read Thursday on the news it was going to be a normal milder kinda weather day… uhhh you cant predict lake effect (at least not well?), and I am not mad at you for any of that and you do not control the weather reports so sorry for this letter.

Dear Kylie Jenner, I don’t believe the rumors that you’re pregnant… but I would really love it if you were…. just bein honest.

Dear Jenelle Evans, I haven’t seen this “leaked” video of you fighting with Nathan’s brother… I didn’t even know Nathan had a brother… I hope you go on couples therapy… again, just bein honest

Dear PLL, HOW are you still on and going… who is A?!!!!!!  I gotta know.

Friday Letters

Dear Friday?, it’s Friday?  I am so confused what day it is.

Dear fitbit steps, I NEVER do this bad… it’s already 4:30 PM and I don’t even have 3,000 steps?  HOW!?

Dear NF, you are one party animal.  Seriously.  Idk how we’ll get back on track for Monday.

Dear Thursday night Black Friday Shopping, I tried you out this year… it wasn’t that bad.

Dear food, My body doesn’t have enough room for more of you but I WANT you.

Dear forced air heat, you’re drying me out.

Dear car, I love you… but I am sure not used to driving you in the snow!

Dear snow, where’d the heck you come from and are you hear to stay?? ughh.  I just don’t even know.

Dear Wes from Survivor, 58 chicken nuggets in 5 minutes well golly!

Friday Letters

Dear Thanksgiving, I really am so excited to eat stuffing and turkey and pie.

Dear Holiday Challenge at my gym, damn you but thanks for keeping me on track for another year….. I NEED that t-shirt (you only get the t-shirt if you maintain your weight or lose).  HOWEVER, I havent offically weighed in yet (I have another week)… and I kindaaaa plan to eat a lot that morning… please say that’s fair game and not cheating… I’ll have to make up for it later right?

Dear NF, you FINALLY said I love you… and it was to a stuffed animal… but still you’re saying it!  I’m next I’m next!  Please… oh melt my heart.

Smellen, I nearly DIED when you sent me this photo…

You found these underwear mixed IN with your laundry in your apartment building… omg I would have LOVED to seen your face pulling those things out of your hamper to fold.  You can’t tell from the photo but the band says Papi and that’s bright pink stitching… who really wears those???  Someone living near byyy… and they’re probably wondering where they went!  Please tell me, did you put them back in the laundry room?

Dear Syracuse Basketball, pretty excited to watch your game tonight!  You’re WAYYYY better than Syracuse Football.

Dear mustard on the beat, What does that even mean?  I’ll google it.  Ok so it means DJ mustard is making the beat for that song… gotcha.  Learn somethin new everyday.

Dear new season of Girls, Mad Men, True Detective, Orange is the New Black, when are you happeningggggggggg… I need dates!!  and I want them all in one nice neat little place on the internet.

Dear Real Housewives of NJ, Alright let’s get real real housewives…. my favs?  Tre and Dina… then comes Melissa.  The rest of you all are annoying.  and the very worst part of the show… Jim.  Why did you allow him to be the biggest part of part 3 of the reunion?  I wonder if he’ll comment on this since he’s so prevalent on the internet…

Dear Dancing With The Stars, HOW is Tommy Chung STILL THERE!??  I mean it’s getting down to the finals… and you can’t have Tommy still there!?  I like him really I do… but I am not like yeahh team tommy winning dwts!!  Noooo I actually really would like Sadie or Alfonso to win.

Dear Scandal, whooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaa hotttt DAmNNN!  I can’t I just can’t!  Shonda Rhimes this is not HBO this is network television you’re makin me uncomfortable!

Dear Haley on Modern Family, I’ve had this moment… and yelling at the car to go around… ahh I love it.

Dear Juan Pablo and Nikki Ferrell, are you together or not?  and I actually really don’t care… but I just wanna know.

Friday Letters

Dear Santa,  you musta been SO hot yesterday at the LEON (noel backwards) event.  NF was so thrilled to see you!

Dear Vermont Family, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH so so so so excited you’re coming to NY this weekend!!!!!!!!!

Dear house, I have been able to cross somethings off my to do list… but just not enough… washer and drier needs to get done next!!

Dear NF, you totally freaked me out when you went up to a car and said “ooo chevrolet!”  like how do you know these things?  You’re 2 1/2!!!  I don’t think I could identify the chevy logo until I was like a teenager?

Dear Smellen, Let’s see the movie Tammy… OMGGGGGGG it looks so so so so so so good.  and I have free movie tickets from like 2 christmas’s ago.

Dear Bingo, you were my birthday present… I just don’t see when I’d have the time to spend a day at the casino.

Dear Massage, you were a Christmas present from this year… I should use you!!!!!

Dear gift cards burnin a hole in my wallet, LET’S GO SHOPPING!!!!  (or really, let’s go to starbucks for a drink and then spend $7.39 at panera… and go to home depot)…

Dear NFL and college Football, can you never come back?  It’s been SO peaceful since February.

Dear Sheri Shepard on The View, So long farewell I will miss you.

 Dear Big Brother 16, I already love you.  Except… Frankie, Ariana grande’s older brother,… I wanted to like him I did… but he is really annoying me already.

Dear Shia Labeouf, I mean whatever gets you in the tabloids?  but you seem like a real d bag… maybe if I got to know you?  I’m not sure.  I think we’d be friends back in the Even Stevens years.

Friday Letters

Dear NF, You’re the cutest.  I love that you’re counting to 14 and you’ve known all your letters since you turned 2… you amaze me every day.  I can’t believe how much you’ve changed my life in the best ways.  Mommy loves you!!

Dear summer weddings, I do love a good wedding.  Forces C and I to get dressed up and go on a date.  I used to cry at them but I don’t any more.  Maybe because I have what I want now.  I do however cry during the mother son dance now… I never did that until I had NF.  It’s because I think of the day I will get to do that (hopefully).  And he’s just my baby right now so I cry.

Dear rent the runway dress, I love you I really really do!!!  I can’t wait to wear you tomorrow… and  hopefully I get lots of compliments.  I hope that I am not too drunk and tell everyone the story about how I rented it online (is that tacky to tell people that?)  I better look up who the designer is so I can tell people who I am wearing.  Seriously though if I don’t get any compliments I will be disappointed.  (is that vain?  I don’t care).

Dear Tracy Morgan, I hope you have a full recovery and that truck driver never drives a truck again… seriously trucks can be scary… stop speeding and driving like jerks!!

Dear Mad Men, I am so into you right now… already on season 4… I can’t believe how much I am in love with Donald Draper, even when he’s being terrible.

Dear Mug shot guy, I know everyone is saying he is gorgeous… I just don’t think  he’s like THAT gorgeous… maybe because I am just into Donald Draper right now and that’s not the same look.  Ehhh I just looked at him again… he is pretty amazing with those eyes I take it back.

Dear House, you’re coming along… I just wish I this time of year wasn’t SO busy that I could get more done!!

Dear Smellen, thank you thank you thank you for saving the day when I had a migraine Sunday morning.  Idk what I’d do without you (or NF)…. you showed up within an hour with dunkin and 3 animated dvds for NF (because I thought all the dvds were packed) and let me take care of myself for a couple hrs.  THE BEST sister ever.

Dear parents, thank you thank you for watching NF for all our weddings and being a major help… he loves his gay-ma and My-cool (he calls my dad Michael because my mom does and gay-ma is just funny to me).

Dear Lady at the grocery store at 8:20 PM, yes, my adorable son was still awake at this hour… it’s Friday… normally he’s in bed at 8 but it’s so bright out and still normally he’s in bed at 8… tonight we were very busy and we were grocery shopping at 8:20 PM (and it was still light out)…. didja really have to say to him, “you’re awake!”  because then he repeated the whole rest of the shopping trip, “IM AWAKE MOM IM AWAKE IM AWAKE”… nevermind it was cute… it didn’t bother me that much… and he did call you gay-ma (grandma) so I hope that made you feel loved and old at the same time. (Idk why he called her grandma, she looked nothing like my mom).

Friday Letters

Dear NF, You make me smile the BIGGEST smile every day since you were born.  I love you so so much!  You’re pretty dramatic lately and I guess this is the “terrible 2’s”.

Dear Smellen, I say this all the time, but I am SO glad you moved back and are a big part of mine and NF’s life.

Dear Leah and Corey on Teen Mom 2, I love that they can communicate about their daughters with their new spouses there and keep the children’s best interest in mind completely… it was beautiful to see no arguing and everyone acting like mature parents!  Ahh it made me happy to not see a mess but good communication.

Dear Chelsea Houska’s Hair, I love you!