So WHAT Wednesday

Today is Wednesday and I am saying SO WHAT if…

• I’ve been dressing NF in comfy clothes so often (thermals and sweat pants) that when I dressed him in jeans and a button down Sunday he said, “WHAT?  Is this a man costume?”
• I went to 2 stores and called 5 to find the pie face game last night… and finally got it in a city 60 miles away that my cousin picked up
• I just want to eat stuffing… just a giant bowl of stuffing with a little turkey and super hot gravy
• I haven’t had a frappuccino months, just no longer in the mood
• I thought DWTS finale was just from 9-10 and when I realized it was on until 11 I was panicking about how late that was for me to stay up
• I am so sad DWTS is over, but I think I was one episode away from finding Bindi annoying… but still super happy she won
• I put people’s birthdays on the news
• I refused to watch the Below Deck finale because I hate Rocky and Eddie
• I am finally wearing leggings that fit me and don’t slide down my butt… and it feels so great
• I passed my diabetes test but my iron is low even though I was already taking iron pills
• I need my RH shot asap (they forgot to give it to me last time I was in) HOLY MOLY this means I am getting close!!
• I am excited for the The Great Holiday Baking Show (I had to goolge what the name of the show was called… but ya know that baking competition on abc now that dwts is over)
• I still haven’t watched SNL from Saturday… America is obsessed with Adele it’s official
• I DIDN’T finish Oprah’s book and I have to return it to the library today
• I bought a frozen cd at Target for the car… and now NF requests that it’s on whenever we’re driving….. it’s been 6 days and I was totally over it by the 3rd day
• I wasn’t really feeling Nick Carter’s new single last night
• I am love with feeling the baby move inside me… like really really like it… but it can give me weird dreams (Like the one that I had leaches inside of my moving around and doctors were going to cut them out of me… yeah like that one)
• I am glad Chaka Khan performed last night on DWTS but I wanted MORE
• I NEED Kourtney Kardashian’s avocado drink/pudding… she said on twitter that the recipe will be on her app and her app comes out soon… sneaky Kourt.  My guess is it’s avocado, almond milk, and some sort of protein vitamin mix… but I just gotta have it post pregnancy, call me cray
• I wish I didn’t cry when I heard Adele’s song Hello… It’s crazy because she’s been on hiatus about the exact time between when I had NF and then this baby…. ughh ADELE…
• NF likes to make sounds like snoopy… and honestly… it’s obnoxious
• I love to have singing conversations with NF

Friday Letters

Dear NF, you’re everything to me… I can’t believe 4 years ago today I was baking Halloween cookies for a charity (best cookies ever and I should probably make them again in your honor) and by Sunday night I was having contractions ALL night – and you were born at 6:47 PM Halloween night.  You make me so happy and proud to be a mom.  It could be raining outside and you’ll still tell me it’s a beautiful day.  I can’t squeeze hug you enough!!

Dear hot chocolate, I’m kinda liking you lately, but as soon as I actually buy a box of you, I’ll probably be over it and throw the box out 2 years later when I realize it’s expired (has happened before).

Dear rain, stay far far away tomorrow PLEASE, thanks.

Leah Remini, I’ve always been a fan of yours.  Since like saved by the bell days (though it felt wrong, Zack needed to be with Kelly, honestly).  I loved you on the talk when I was on maternity leave… I am loving you filling in for Erin Andrews on DWTS the past two weeks.  Wasn’t I expecting a book Fall 2013 when you were a contestant on DWTS?  Is this the book that I’ve been waiting for?  Two years later… ugh I gotta read it.  I wish it came out Nov 1st instead of 3rd…. is it possible it would be early release like Orange is the New Black?  Leah, are you actually going to answer my Friday letter to you?

Dear pumpkins in the lawn, what animal has been terrorizing you and taking bites out of you at night?

Dear Fayetteville Target, why would you not have a Starbucks, I mean come on?  Super weird.

Dear holiday themed shower curtains, I think I wanna be that mom who does this.

Lamar Odom, k got it, you’re still in the hospital.  but why do I still read every update?  This is going to be a long recovery and I’ll know every detail, whether I want to or not.

Dear Smellen, I wish I was with you on your honey moon.  and I wish you weren’t missing Halloween.

Dear Grey’s and Modern Family, UHHH I wish I had a warning you weren’t going to be new this week.  and WHAT no modern family Halloween episode?  How disappointing.

Dear The Chew, I gotta see what you guys dress up as this year, GOT TO!

Dear Janman, I can’t believe you got a princess peach costume to go trick or treating with NF, you’re nuts, and I love it.

Dear baby in my belly, I can’t wait to hold you and I hope you’re a very good baby that sleeps a lot… like preferably from 8 pm to 8 am and then naps during the day.  Thank you!

So WHAT Wednesday

Today is Wednesday and I am saying SO WHAT if…

• I think I’ll feel like this Friday and Saturday for Halloween…

• I have had no time away from NF to buy him more birthday presents and I am running out of time!!
• I feel like eating a lot of chocolate most of the time
• I cried and cried and cried Sunday after my sister’s wedding was over and people from out of town left
• I am super secretly glad the NY Mets lost last night… I mean I hope they win the whole thing but I like a long world series… I like 16 inning games too… keep the suspense going
• I hate when I put money in for raffle tickets and lose… like I really go into it thinking I’ll probably win and never do
• I wish they didn’t do such revealing promos for the real housewives reunions, I feel like I’ve already seen it when I am watching
• Rocky on the Below the Deck is like the worst
• I am waiting for Andy Grammer to be done on DWTS and Bindi to just win it all
• I wish I was in Spain and Portugal right now

So WHAT Wednesday

Today is Wednesday and I am saying SO WHAT if…

• I want my kids to grow up and consider me their hero
• My sister’s wedding is in like 10 days not to mention her bachelorette party and rehearsal dinner etc etc
• I am stronger than I think I am
• my eye has been twitching for almost 2 weeks now
• I love decaf non fat toasted graham lattes
• NF doesn’t like swim lessons and as a parent I am totally confused as to what to do
• My bridesmaid dress doesn’t even come close to fitting me in any way and after they alter it I am sure it’ll look like a completely different dress… but that’s ok right because I am the pregnant maid of honor… right?  ughh
• Sometimes I need to remind myself to just breathe
• I am so happy survivor, modern family, and The middle are on tonight, and that scandal and grey’s is on tomorrow night
• I am exhausted
• I am one of 14 left out of 50 in the nfl pick game… I hope I make it to next week
• I want to vacuum my car, but don’t know when I’ll ever have the time right now
• I’m ready for Paula Deen to be off DWTS

Friday Letters

Dear 9/11, I will never forget.

Dear NF, you’re everything to me.  You make me so proud every day to be your mom.  I absolutely love how you compliment people… you make me smile more than I ever have in my life time.  You’re just the best!

Dear Fall, Please stick around for a long time… even though you’re not officially here until the 23rd please last until December.

Dear DWTS, I can’t wait to see how this season is!

Dear Big Brother 17, I really hope Johnny Mac or Steve wins.

So WHAT Wednesday

Today’s Wednesday and I am saying SO WHAT if…

• I stayed up until 11 TWO nights in a row because of ABC television finales and premieres
• I can’t believe mad men is over
• I am glad Kaitlin is the bachelorette
• I can’t stop following the whole Bruce Jenner story
• it went from hot as heck Monday to freezing Wednesday… and frankly I guess I prefer the freezing, it’s better for sleeping and I am not ready to stop wearing sweaters… yeah I said it…
• both my boys got a hair cut and I feel tremendously better about being seen in public with them… or even just lookin at them at home…
• I love Riker Lynch… I actually didn’t even know him before DWTS and now I am a total fan… but I am glad Rumer Willis and Val Chmerkovkiy won last night
• Real housewives of NYC… I love it… but it’s like Bethenny show and then RHONY – the editors blend it as well as they can but it’s like Bethenny could have her own show for real… and Kristen Taekman could be a friend of the show… sorry I said it yeah
• I think cousins are really important… and everyone should try to keep in touch with them
• I need new clothes, but I feel like I have so much already
• I am craving a frappachino mini
• I am a huge Trader Joe’s fan like over night for real
• I dream of being able to dance really well… like DWTS kinda good
• I am proud of my accomplishments but I am disappointed in my failures so I forget about the accomplishments
•  maybe I want a puppy… but I know that I don’t really want to deal with a puppy
•  I am worried NF will not perform perfectly as a ring bearer in October… and that he really needs to be potty trained by then

So WHAT Wednesday

Today’s Wednesday and I am saying SO WHAT if…

• NF kissed a girl at the park last night and I wrote it down in his baby book
• I stayed up way too late watching the Baltimore riots on fox on Tuesday night
• I was too upset about Willow Shields being voted off Dancing with The Stars… she had high scores!!!  She cried and it broke my heart, I kept forgetting that she was 14 (only remembered when they kept reminding you).  So I REMEMBERED to vote.  I kinda think that ABC purposely places a shocker elimination around week 7 to hype up the show… but I so desperately want to believe the voting is real… the voting IS REAL!
• The DWTS 10th Anniversary Special was a nice surprise for a Tuesday night
• I want Robert and Kym OFF DWTS already (is ABC secretly keeping him on to promote Shark Tank UGH)
• Bethenny on Real Housewives of NYC…. I loveeee but she is RUDE!  So rude.
• I can’t handle that there are only two more episodes of Mad Men left
• WHAT is Shonda Rhimes DOING TO ME with Grey’s
• I can’t believe that survivor is on their 30th season… and I am sad Jenn Brown is out
• I’ve been trying to drink 100 oz of water a day for over a week now… and I pee ALL THE TIME… I don’t feel or look any different either
• my car really needs to be washed
• I am not hungry but I just want to keep eating
• I buy more things than I need to at target to get the gift cards
• I am trying not to be but I am fascinated by Bruce Jenner
• Tyler Fredrickson will probably win survivor this season
• SO glad Jon Bones Jones was fired by Reebok… good

So WHAT Wednesday

Today is Wednesday and I am saying SO WHAT if…

• ALL week I’ve thought it was the next day… like I thought Tuesday was Wednesday etc.
• I can’t think of one person I love on DWTS this season… I’m callin it… Rumer Willis wins.
• I am actually pretty pumped Bethenny is back on Real Housewives of NYC
• I like the Teen mom OG it feels more real but I still don’t know what the OG stands for… I guess I could look it up right now… I googled it and it says “original gangster”…. oh it stands for “original girls” I kinda think that’s dumb
• I am over the top happy that we’re eating grill food again now that it’s not -20 and 5 feet of snow outside
• I LOVED seeing a new Mad Men on tv… but I am SO sad there are only 6 episodes left ever
• This post makes it seem like I watch a LOT of TV… I don’t really?

So WHAT Wednesday

Today is Wednesday and I am saying SO WHAT if…

• I have to see Elton John in concert once in my life
• the gutter fell off the back of my house
• I’m secretly dying to buy a little flat screen for the bedroom to replace the giant box tv
• I thought yesterday was Wednesday and I wrote an email to my local tv station complaining that The Middle wasn’t on… and then realized that it was Tuesday and really regretted the email and I know I look insane
• I have not seen one episode of Empire… and I don’t understand the Hype
• having read the Amanda Knox book I do feel like some what of an expert on the subject… and then I realize…it’s actually super confusing and no matter how much I read about it I still don’t understand
• I am really glad that Keeping Up With The Kardashians is back on TV
• I could never be on Survivor because I’d hate america seeing me on a big screen high definition tv without a mirror, make up, tweezers or a razor for 39 days… idk if that’s worth a 5.6% chance (1 in 18) at a million dollars… I’m not a crazy vain person either, I just would be embarrassed… how do these people do it?  extensive laser hair removal?  extreme work out sessions?
• I’m not so sure about this season of DWTS… I’m not LOVING anyone
• I’m in love with Billy Joel just a little bit
• I listened to Downeaster Alexa on repeat maybe 16 times

So WHAT Wednesday

Today is Wednesday and I am saying SO WHAT if…

• I hate pyramid schemes
• I had no idea Scott Disck was 31 and Kourtney Kardashian was 35… I can get lost googling celebrity’s ages, then I start looking at their actual heights… and then net worth… and then dating history… etc etc
• I call my mom every time NF successfully goes on the potty
• I think eating thanksgiving food for 4 days is catching up with me today weight wise
• my 3 year old sings “Black Widow Baby” and “Animals” and other radio songs quietly in the back seat and I LOVE catching him
• I have nothing to watch tv on mondays now that DWTS is over… so I went to bed at 9 PM
• I could do at least one load of laundry every single day