Friday Letters

Dear Target, A free icee or JamboGO or soda every time I visit your store because I have a red card?  Thanks!!  (Totally stole this letter from Ramblings of a Suburban Mom)

Dear Charlie Brown, NF really REALLY likes you.

Dear NF, I just bought you a behavior chart that’s coming in the mail… I hope you love it!

Dear #OOTD, I had no idea you meant outfit of the day.

Dear Tyga, there is just no way you’re good for Kylie…

Dear Kourtney Kardashian’s avocado pudding, I’ve had like 8,000 views to my blog just because I wrote about this… sorry people I don’t have the official recipe, I didn’t buy her ap.

Dear Brandy Snaps, I’d like someone to make these for me please.  I saw them on The Great Holiday Baking Show.

Dear Nia Vardalos, you’re great on The Great Holiday Baking Show.  I hope you got to eat a lot of food.

Dear Eddie Downs, you did amazing at your brandy snaps and then what happened to your ginger bread house!!  Ohhh Eddie.

Dear Abi on survivor, you are crazy town.

Dear Brandi Glanville, Haters gonna hate, actually glad you’re not on this season of BH trashin it up.

Dear Smellen, I can’t wait to eat garlic bread…

Dear 61 degrees, this is weird.

Dear Teresa Giudice, I can’t believe you’re like almost out!

Make a Meme Monday

Friday Letters

Dear NF, when we ask if you’d like to go to Florida to see Mickey Mouse you say, “no I have to stay here.”  but then seconds later you tell me, “I have to get a picture with Mickey Mouse.”  You do NF and you WILL…. and you’re comin, you’re not staying here!

Dear blast of thunder and lighting, Is blast the correct word to use?  Well it certainly wasn’t an average thunder and lighting flash and boom – and not to mention it is MID JANUARY! WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT why did that happen!?  SO freakkyyyy… omg was it a freaky friday moment like the movie… omg I would love to be NF for a day… I just dont trust him to be me though…

Dear Brandi Glanville, you didn’t address the $1,000 groceries for a week comment in your cast blog… I am disappointed about that

Dear Mariah Carey, If I were you I’d 100% go to Caesars Palace with the greats!  I love Celine Dion, Cher, AND Britney Spears and it’s been a dream of mine to go see them in Vegas (well it’s my sister’s best friend’s dream to see Celine in Vegas… and I’m dying to see Britney… and Cher).

Dear Greys and Scandal, I feel like it’s been way too long since you’ve been on!  I miss you!  Jan 29th so two more weeks.  K I think I can handle it.

Dear Parenthood, I said it a million times… WHY oh why is this show ending?!  I can’t believe there are only 2 more episodes!!!

Dear Gwyneth Paltrow, since when did everyone love to hate you so SO hard?  I love to go to goop.com for some unrealistic ideas and inspiration.  I GOTTA see your Watch What Happens Live episode… maybe tonight.

Dear Tee-vee, Miss you – I hope you come over for breakfast this weekend

Dear Smellen, I wish I was eating a Red Robin burger tonight…. but wth is this snow STORM!!!  According to what I read Thursday on the news it was going to be a normal milder kinda weather day… uhhh you cant predict lake effect (at least not well?), and I am not mad at you for any of that and you do not control the weather reports so sorry for this letter.

Dear Kylie Jenner, I don’t believe the rumors that you’re pregnant… but I would really love it if you were…. just bein honest.

Dear Jenelle Evans, I haven’t seen this “leaked” video of you fighting with Nathan’s brother… I didn’t even know Nathan had a brother… I hope you go on couples therapy… again, just bein honest

Dear PLL, HOW are you still on and going… who is A?!!!!!!  I gotta know.

Too Cute Tuesday

I am not going to do a traditional “Too Cute Tuesday” because I just have too much to discuss!  So this will probably read more like a Thursday Thoughts…

I need to talk about “Girls” on Sunday first…  I was so excited for season 4 and it’s FINALLY HERE!  I wish the episodes were an hour!  I really like Adam.  The first Marnie scene shocked me and made me uncomfortable and I can’t get the image out of my brain (tmi? it’s just honest).  I LOVE that Sosh’s parents are both named Mel Shapiro and that it’s the worst and first thing that ever happened to her.  I love Sosh’s style.  Natasha Lyonne appearance!  And why is she in an odd equestrian outfit? and why does she say unconscionable a billion times?  Marnie’s mom’s phone case!!?  Elijah’s ex boyfriend has brunch with the lisas!  I googled what Moussaka was.

The celebrity apprentice is my favorite reality tv show on tv right now.  Am I team Brandi or Kenya????  Brandi ALLL DAY!  I gotta white girl booty too.  And Brandi showed up with 40k to bring to that fund raising challenge!  Did I mention I really like this show??!

Fashion Police last night… I have severely missed Fashion Police 50% for the fashion 50% for Joan Rivers… so I was only 50% satisfied with last night’s show… idk if they were being easy on Kathy the first show, because obviously she can’t and won’t be Joan – I just didn’t think it was vulgar/shocking enough like it was with Joan… I used to scream watching Joan Rivers say the most absurd dirtiest things on the show… and last night was totally tame in comparison.  Maybe it’ll be a whole different kinda show and I need to just except that.

I’ve watched the 1st episode – but I didn’t see last nights…but I will comment on last weeks episode… I am shocked that he kept the drunk girl, and a few others… but you don’t really know everything, it’s all edited… and I REALLY do think they tell him like we’d really like if you kept these girls or influence him in some way or another.  Right?  Don’t you think?

TMZ is saying that Real Housewives of NJ will “hibernate” until Teresa is out of prison… Which I guess I am okay with.  I can wait if it means Teresa’s coming back.

ANNND I leave you with Jennifer Lopez…  No words…. just stare at her.

Thursday Thoughts

Today’s Thursday and these are my Thursday Thoughts…

Let’s start off talking about Brandi Glanville.  First, she throws wine at Eileen on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills… and Bravo promo’d it like it was going to be some thing and it just wasn’t…. it was just weird.  THEN she goes on Watch What Happens Live and throws wine at Jeff Lewis (SO awkward) and then turns around and cries….. but then I did a little reading online and I do believe it was planned now, and it was all a hoax.  and that Brandi wasn’t crying when she turned around, she was laughing.  What do you think?

I AM SO happy The Celebrity Apprentice is on.  I am loving the season so far.  Spoiler alert… Geraldo Rivera… oh man… who knew?!  He is so difficult!  I really thought Kevin Jonas could have made it far (I hope he comes back for like an all star season to get a 2nd chance)…. and what the heck is up with Geraldo’s pink glasses?!  And Vivica Fox totally broke the girl code by callin out Shawn Johnson… karma’s gonna getcha Vivica, your next periodic elements visit is going to be nasty for that one girl.

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.  This morning it said 2 degrees and I heard on the radio it was -19 windchill.  THE WORSTTTTT.

I happened to watch the last few minutes of PLL the latest episode…. how do they STILL not know who A is?!!!  I just can’t.  Spoiler alert… And Toby is a police officer?  Alison is alive and in jail?  This show, seriously… I will watch it if they promise to tell us who A is… so the final season.

Last night I swore I could hear something coming from the wall… for two hours I was like what is that sound?  The heater?  What is it?  SO I asked C… do you hear that?  What’s that sound!?  so he listens, said it’s coming from the floor?  The heater?  Nope… it was NF’s thomas the train driving into the wall under the tv stand/table.