Baseball playoffs start tonight for my son’s little league team… I know it would be exciting if they won… but I think I’d be just as happy with the relief it’s finally over if they lost. 12 weeks of games and practices 3-4 nights a week while watching his little brother at every one… we’re ready for a break.
With so much baseball we haven’t been out to the YMCA in for-ev-er… finally went last night and it was GLORIOUS… that yoga was JUST want I needed… so what if I am looking forward to yoga over 2 hour long little league practices
I haven’t had a long run since the mountain goat race May 5th
I get pretty jelly when people who haven’t run in months and months can just pull off an 8 min pace for 3-4 miles, like oh nice run bro… that would’ve been my PR
I eat VB’s snacks and I can’t stop won’t stop get it get it
I only like to read books when I am laying in the sun and I can’t really see my phone screen well…
I pretend I am on a balcony of a resort when laying out on my back porch this time of year
I’ve considered doing a colonic before my cousin’s wedding to shed a couple lbs – did some research and I am still interested but also mortified
I think all these special days at elementary school are annoying, especially when the specific class already choose something and then the principal chooses a contradicting thing – and I can’t keep it all straight… how are you going to have PJ day, and then get a text message 8:15 PM on a Sunday to the whole school that it’s dress your best day on Monday…
NF’s charger part on his tablet has been broken for over a month – and I don’t really want to get it fixed (or even worse, buy him a new one)… he’s been living without it just fine
I ate an entire (well ALMOST) pineapple to induce labor Monday night and it didn’t work
I keep thinking if I bake I’ll go into labor… and it doesn’t work… but NF likes it…
I was really pumped about this ceramic container I found at wegmans for $5.99 so I can heat up a whole can of soup… it’s perfect!
I am still pregnant and tomorrow is my due date
Everyone I see asks me when my due date is and when I say, “tomorrow” they look at me like I am absolutely insane… maybe that’s because they’re asking me at the gym or at work… yeah I went to the gym and work 39 weeks 6 days pregnant…
fashion police is just NOT the same without Joan or Kelly…. and Nene hates everything… unless it’s Beyonce.. you’re unoriginal Nene… branch out girl
I keep waiting for my water to break or contractions to start and… nothing
I packed my hospital bag Monday… I should have weeks ago seeing as NF was born 2 weeks early… but turns out I really didn’t need to anyways!
I started following the mom on Fresh Off The Boat and to my surprise she loves bunnies
I am 9 months pregnant and I still average 12k steps a day… take that people who sit too much!!!!
I really am disliking this weather… like seriously, this weather I am SO over it
my friend who was due March 4th had her baby on Monday… WTF……. I was expecting to have mine back on Feb 4th and her to have her baby later in March and this just went totally NOT how I thought it would… my baby is technically OLDER than hers, but not any more because she was born first… so weird to think about isn’t it?
I don’t think I’ll be having contractions tonight and a baby tomorrow like I did this far into the pregnancy (38 weeks exactly) like with NF….
I sort of hope that I am still pregnant for the Super Bowl so I can pig out…
I have given up watching Teen Mom… yes… I can’t do it anymore.
Speaking of Teen Mom, Olivia on the bachelor is the worst everrrrr but ya gotta love the crazays they MAKE watching the bachelor entertaining…
I am terrified of getting a cold right before I go into labor… and I think it’s happening right now… ughhhhhhhhhhhhh please please no… after having the worst sinus infection of my life for over 3 weeks I just CAN’T handle it
I am going to eat lettuce wraps from PF Changs tonight and no body can stop me… well maybe this baby can if he miraculously decides to come out in the next few hours… and if that’s the case someone has to deliver them to me in the hospital… please…
I need to eat a churro before giving birth, it’s on my pregnancy bucket list
this entire so what wed seems to be related to how pregnant I am
NF can’t hear for some reason and it’s kind of adorable (I’m trying benadryl and having him chew swedish fish to pop the pressure etc… I think it’s getting better
I think I need to drink some orange juice asap…
The whole Rob and Blac Chyna thing is so bizzare and I’m over it being a story
I want to read Teresa Guidices tell all book… and I do NOT want it to disappoint me
PRETTY sure I knew Amber Portwood’s Fiance was a con man the moment I heard, we meet on twitter….
I am ready for scandal and grey’s to be back on already
Today is SO WHAT Wednesday and I am saying SO WHAT if…
I have cankles
I don’t remember what it’s like to sleep through a night without getting up to pee
I am not sure if I have a smart tv or not… or how to find out
I can’t wait to go to an abs class
NF was born only 7 days from today this far in my pregnancy and that freaks me out
I may or may not eat a blooming onion today… and I think that’s probably the worst idea for my bloated feet/legs/ankle area
I thought Kocktails with Khloe was so dumb… but I am still going to watch the next episode
I am so interested in all of the Kardashian’s diets… Khole doesn’t eat dairy… but I know Kourtney does… but there’s no way in hell I’ll be paying for any of their apps
I don’t believe anything about Rob and Blac Chyna… totally false and weird
I AM PISSED at TMZ for spoiling the bachelor… you did it with Andi’s season and you did it again my eyes can unsee what you put up today… I hate you I hate you I hate you
It make laboring sounds when I put my shoes on even when I conscientiously try not to
I am invited to a super bowl party and I am pumped to go… but there’s a good chance I’ll be birthing a baby out that day or around that day and not attending
I LOVE Erika Girardi on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and I really didn’t think I was going to
I do NOT like Kathryn Edwards on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills… I like Faye Resnick
I can finally breathe out my nose after weeks of battling a viscous sinus infection
the cheese cake factory has the most intimidating menu I’ve ever encountered
my bathroom fan is fixed and I have used it every time I take a shower… I just ALMOST forget but I don’t…
garbage day in the winter stresses me out… like do I put it on the snow bank? Do I block my driveway… what if it gets all snowed on….
My car looked dirty the entire month of January
I had my mom look at dressers with me ALL day Sunday only to decide that yeah I’ll take that one you have in the garage, and yeah I’d like you to paint it of me too, thanks mom
I am a boy mom (mom of boys)
I usually don’t re do my make up after the gym though I should…
I don’t think anyone reads this except my sister
I REALLY hope I win the super bowl square thing this year… I never ever do
the new latte caramel macchiato tasted like nothing… almost like a flat white… I think they made it wrong…
I am having braxton hicks contractions today
I am quite enjoying Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and I am really disliking Altanta
I always wonder how old soup crackers are in the packages… there’s no expiration date on them…. and sometimes they are really stale
I love the wet brush
I LOVE watching NF in his swim class – I am so proud of him when he does something new
I THINK I will do the swim class with baby vb at 6 months… yes I will wear a bathing suit and get my hair wet etc… anything for baby vb
NF’s favorite song is DNCE – Cake by the ocean… I finally remembered to look up the words to find out what it’s called
NF started singing all the words to Frank Sinatra’s That’s Life yesterday from a diabetes commercial and it blew my mind…
OH YEAH NF can spell his name!
I am getting a free oil change today and I got a free half gallon of milk waiting for me at the drug store from the milk club!! It’s my lucky week!
Everyone keeps saying to me, oh you’re getting close, what another month? Technically yeah, 4 more weeks… but it is so possible I’ll go early… if I make it to Feb 18th I will be in shock… and HUGE
I’ve only gained 27 lbs so far (gained 50 for NF)… and I’d kinda like to keep it that way… so let’s go I’m ready, well maybe next week…
I’d love to drink starbucks at the gym, but I know people would think I was nuts! SO it’s my AFTER gym treat!
I’d like to start watching How to Make a Murderer… I am afraid I already saw/read a spoiler and didn’t realize it
I just had to look up the final score of the Syracuse Basketball game… lost in OT so sad
I STILL can’t breathe out of my nose at night… this is torture!! It’s day 14!!!!! and 5 on antibiotics! I have limited amount of days left to sleep before having a new born… these nights are precious to me and they’re being robbed by my nose
Real housewives of Beverly Hills is like 100x better than Atlanta
I was confused when Kim said Rob’s Rita Ora tattoo was a cabbage patch doll… why would he change it to a cabbage patch doll? but it’s about his weight… COLD Kim
I thought a 3 year car payment plan was short… um no… 3 years is a very long time
I refuse to buy a bigger coat to get me through Jan and some Feb while pregnant… I will just look ridiculous
I always buy a 4 family pack of avocados and eat 2 or 3 and throw away one… so there’s actually no savings doing that…. but I ALWAYS intend to eat them all… just 4 avocados in a week is too much… I need to make Kourtney’s avocado pudding asap
Just like everyone else I am still writing 2015 on everything
I need to drink more water… but more water equals more peeing… OK OK not an excuse
NF makes this fake farting sound and I can’t STAND it
NF calls October, Octurbo, just to drive me nuts…
Basically NF has been doing things to get on my nerves… but I know it’s because I’ve been sick and no fun
no body really reads this
I am drinking from an SU mug and I didn’t even watch the game last night #impostor
there is no way I could handle listening to the entire Adele CD without crying for forever and ever
the gym needs to thin out for real #yournewyearsresolutionisridiculous
I hope you find my pretentious tone humorous and not disgusting
I am wondering… when do all the new shows come back? The Middle and Modern Family are new tonight!!!
ABOUT the girl who stole the woman’s credit card information at starbucks… I will find an article for you to read, hold on… here … I saw them talk about this on The Talk… and I loved what Sara Gilbert said about it. People believe they are good but they still did a bad action. You can be a good person and do a bad thing… just stop doing things that are bad. Hmm… she explained it better…
NF has this crazy thing with thumbs up… and thumbs down… and thumbs side… I’ll explain it to you later
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