So WHAT Wednesday

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Today is Wednesday so what!…

So what if…

  • Baseball playoffs start tonight for my son’s little league team…  I know it would be exciting if they won… but I think I’d be just as happy with the relief it’s finally over if they lost.  12 weeks of games and practices 3-4 nights a week while watching his little brother at every one… we’re ready for a break.
  • With so much baseball we haven’t been out to the YMCA in for-ev-er… finally went last night and it was GLORIOUS… that yoga was JUST want I needed…  so what if I am looking forward to yoga over 2 hour long little league practices
  • I haven’t had a long run since the mountain goat race May 5th
  • I get pretty jelly when people who haven’t run in months and months can just pull off an 8 min pace for 3-4 miles, like oh nice run bro… that would’ve been my PR
  • I eat VB’s snacks and I can’t stop won’t stop get it get it
  • I only like to read books when I am laying in the sun and I can’t really see my phone screen well…
  • I pretend I am on a balcony of a resort when laying out on my back porch this time of year
  • I’ve considered doing a colonic before my cousin’s wedding to shed a couple lbs – did some research and I am still interested but also mortified
  • I think all these special days at elementary school are annoying, especially when the specific class already choose something and then the principal chooses a contradicting thing – and I can’t keep it all straight… how are you going to have PJ day, and then get a text message 8:15 PM on a Sunday to the whole school that it’s dress your best day on Monday…
  • NF’s charger part on his tablet has been broken for over a month – and I don’t really want to get it fixed (or even worse, buy him a new one)… he’s been living without it just fine
  • no body reads this

alison

So What Wednesday

sowhatwed

SO WHAT IF…

  • I am attracted to Pete Davidson a little bit
  • I am not entirely sure what fortnite is
  • I am just as excited when my 6 year old son gets invited to a birthday party as he is, FRIENDS!
  • I’m literally addicted to pirate booty
  • I spent too much on matching nike sunrays for my boys but THEY ARE SO CUTEEE!!
  • Lachy is my favorite wiggle
  • I only know what a maybach and bugatti are from songs

alison

 

So WHAT Wednesday

sowhatwed

Today is Wednesday and I am saying SO WHAT if…

  • I ate an entire (well ALMOST) pineapple to induce labor Monday night and it didn’t work

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  • I keep thinking if I bake I’ll go into labor… and it doesn’t work… but NF likes it…

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  • I was really pumped about this ceramic container I found at wegmans for $5.99 so I can heat up a whole can of soup… it’s perfect!

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  • I am still pregnant and tomorrow is my due date
  • Everyone I see asks me when my due date is and when I say, “tomorrow” they look at me like I am absolutely insane… maybe that’s because they’re asking me at the gym or at work… yeah I went to the gym and work 39 weeks 6 days pregnant…
  • fashion police is just NOT the same without Joan or Kelly…. and Nene hates everything… unless it’s Beyonce.. you’re unoriginal Nene… branch out girl
  • I keep waiting for my water to break or contractions to start and… nothing
  • I packed my hospital bag Monday… I should have weeks ago seeing as NF was born 2 weeks early… but turns out I really didn’t need to anyways!
  • I started following the mom on Fresh Off The Boat and to my surprise she loves bunnies
  • I am 9 months pregnant and I still average 12k steps a day… take that people who sit too much!!!!
  • I really am disliking this weather… like seriously, this weather I am SO over it
  • my friend who was due March 4th had her baby on Monday… WTF……. I was expecting to have mine back on Feb 4th and her to have her baby later in March and this just went totally NOT how I thought it would… my baby is technically OLDER than hers, but not any more because she was born first… so weird to think about isn’t it?

alison

so WHAT Wednesday

sowhatwed

Today is Wednesday and I am saying SO WHAT if…

  • I don’t think I’ll be having contractions tonight and a baby tomorrow like I did this far into the pregnancy (38 weeks exactly) like with NF….
  • I sort of hope that I am still pregnant for the Super Bowl so I can pig out…
  • I have given up watching Teen Mom… yes… I can’t do it anymore.
  • Speaking of Teen Mom, Olivia on the bachelor is the worst everrrrr but ya gotta love the crazays they MAKE watching the bachelor entertaining…
  • I am terrified of getting a cold right before I go into labor… and I think it’s happening right now… ughhhhhhhhhhhhh please please no… after having the worst sinus infection of my life for over 3 weeks I just CAN’T handle it
  • I am going to eat lettuce wraps from PF Changs tonight and no body can stop me… well maybe this baby can if he miraculously decides to come out in the next few hours… and if that’s the case someone has to deliver them to me in the hospital… please…
  • I need to eat a churro before giving birth, it’s on my pregnancy bucket list
  • this entire so what wed seems to be related to how pregnant I am
  • NF can’t hear for some reason and it’s kind of adorable (I’m trying benadryl and having him chew swedish fish to pop the pressure etc… I think it’s getting better
  • I think I need to drink some orange juice asap…
  • The whole Rob and Blac Chyna thing is so bizzare and I’m over it being a story
  • I want to read Teresa Guidices tell all book… and I do NOT want it to disappoint me
  • PRETTY sure I knew Amber Portwood’s Fiance was a con man the moment I heard, we meet on twitter….
  • I am ready for scandal and grey’s to be back on already

alison

So WHAT Wednesday

sowhatwed

Today is SO WHAT Wednesday and I am saying SO WHAT if…

  • I have cankles
  • I don’t remember what it’s like to sleep through a night without getting up to pee
  • I am not sure if I have a smart tv or not… or how to find out
  • I can’t wait to go to an abs class
  • NF was born only 7 days from today this far in my pregnancy and that freaks me out
  • I may or may not eat a blooming onion today… and I think that’s probably the worst idea for my bloated feet/legs/ankle area
  • I thought Kocktails with Khloe was so dumb… but I am still going to watch the next episode
  • I am so interested in all of the Kardashian’s diets… Khole doesn’t eat dairy… but I know Kourtney does… but there’s no way in hell I’ll be paying for any of their apps
  • I don’t believe anything about Rob and Blac Chyna… totally false and weird
  • I AM PISSED at TMZ for spoiling the bachelor… you did it with Andi’s season and you did it again my eyes can unsee what you put up today… I hate you I hate you I hate you
  • It make laboring sounds when I put my shoes on even when I conscientiously try not to
  • I am invited to a super bowl party and I am pumped to go… but there’s a good chance I’ll be birthing a baby out that day or around that day and not attending
  • I LOVE Erika Girardi on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and I really didn’t think I was going to
  • I do NOT like Kathryn Edwards on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills… I like Faye Resnick
  • I can finally breathe out my nose after weeks of battling a viscous sinus infection
  • the cheese cake factory has the most intimidating menu I’ve ever encountered
  • my bathroom fan is fixed and I have used it every time I take a shower… I just ALMOST forget but I don’t…
  • garbage day in the winter stresses me out… like do I put it on the snow bank?  Do I block my driveway… what if it gets all snowed on….
  • My car looked dirty the entire month of January
  • I had my mom look at dressers with me ALL day Sunday only to decide that yeah I’ll take that one you have in the garage, and yeah I’d like you to paint it of me too, thanks mom
  • I am a boy mom (mom of boys)
  • I usually don’t re do my make up after the gym though I should…
  • I don’t think anyone reads this except my sister
  • I REALLY hope I win the super bowl square thing this year… I never ever do

alison

So WHAT Wednesday

sowhatwed

Today is Wednesday and I am saying SO WHAT if…

  • the new latte caramel macchiato tasted like nothing… almost like a flat white… I think they made it wrong…
  • I am having braxton hicks contractions today
  • I am quite enjoying Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and I am really disliking Altanta
  • I always wonder how old soup crackers are in the packages… there’s no expiration date on them…. and sometimes they are really stale
  • I love the wet brush
  • I LOVE watching NF in his swim class – I am so proud of him when he does something new
  • I THINK I will do the swim class with baby vb at 6 months… yes I will wear a bathing suit and get my hair wet etc… anything for baby vb
  • NF’s favorite song is DNCE – Cake by the ocean… I finally remembered to look up the words to find out what it’s called
  • NF started singing all the words to Frank Sinatra’s That’s Life yesterday from a diabetes commercial and it blew my mind…
  • OH YEAH NF can spell his name!
  • I am getting a free oil change today and I got a free half gallon of milk waiting for me at the drug store from the milk club!! It’s my lucky week!
  • Everyone keeps saying to me, oh you’re getting close, what another month?  Technically yeah, 4 more weeks… but it is so possible I’ll go early… if I make it to Feb 18th I will be in shock… and HUGE
  • I’ve only gained 27 lbs so far (gained 50 for NF)… and I’d kinda like to keep it that way… so let’s go I’m ready, well maybe next week…
  • I’d love to drink starbucks at the gym, but I know people would think I was nuts!  SO it’s my AFTER gym treat!

alison

So WHAT Wednesday

sowhatwed

Today is Wednesday and I am saying so WHAT if…

  • I was pumped to drive in blusterous weather this morning… it was kind of exciting (and now I have a car that can take it)
  • I am sort of excited for the dentist to see my teeth this afternoon because for the past 6 months… I HAVE been flossing!
  •  I am on episode 9 for making a murderer… and I’ll be pretty sad when I am done with it
  • I need 100k steps a week or I feel like I’ve failed
  • I can’t believe I am potentially 3 weeks away from having a baby… I am so not ready
  • NF asks me if I want to cuddle at night and I can’t resist when he asks me that… he really knows how to get me to let him stay up later

alison