So WHAT Wednesday

sowhatwed

Today is Wednesday and I am saying SO WHAT if…

  • I ate an entire (well ALMOST) pineapple to induce labor Monday night and it didn’t work

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  • I keep thinking if I bake I’ll go into labor… and it doesn’t work… but NF likes it…

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  • I was really pumped about this ceramic container I found at wegmans for $5.99 so I can heat up a whole can of soup… it’s perfect!

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  • I am still pregnant and tomorrow is my due date
  • Everyone I see asks me when my due date is and when I say, “tomorrow” they look at me like I am absolutely insane… maybe that’s because they’re asking me at the gym or at work… yeah I went to the gym and work 39 weeks 6 days pregnant…
  • fashion police is just NOT the same without Joan or Kelly…. and Nene hates everything… unless it’s Beyonce.. you’re unoriginal Nene… branch out girl
  • I keep waiting for my water to break or contractions to start and… nothing
  • I packed my hospital bag Monday… I should have weeks ago seeing as NF was born 2 weeks early… but turns out I really didn’t need to anyways!
  • I started following the mom on Fresh Off The Boat and to my surprise she loves bunnies
  • I am 9 months pregnant and I still average 12k steps a day… take that people who sit too much!!!!
  • I really am disliking this weather… like seriously, this weather I am SO over it
  • my friend who was due March 4th had her baby on Monday… WTF……. I was expecting to have mine back on Feb 4th and her to have her baby later in March and this just went totally NOT how I thought it would… my baby is technically OLDER than hers, but not any more because she was born first… so weird to think about isn’t it?

alison

Friday Letters

Friday letters

Dear Baby V,  I think I’ll have you on Valentine’s day ❤ … this is me, your mommy, at 39 weeks.

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Dear NF, you’re TOTALLY ready to be a big brother!  You’re such a great helper, see you can even make cookies and banana bread!

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Dear sinus infection and NF’s double ear infection, GO AWAYYYYYYYYYY!!!  We have better things to do than sleep on the couch with our mouths open because we can’t breath out of our noses!!

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Dear top of the couch, I guess you’re pretty cozy?

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Dear Broncos, you won because I made orange and blue m&m brownies.

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Dear Teresa Guidice, I’d like to read your book

Dear OJ series on FX, I love love love to hate watch you.

Dear Grey’s Anatomy, I AM SO happy you’re back on!!!!!!!  Last night did not disappoint!!

Dear Lent, sorry I gave up fried food and then forgot 2 days later…  pregnant people don’t have to do lent do they?

Dear the gym, I can’t believe I am still attending you daily.

Dear smellen, please forgive me for how annoying I am to you right now.

Dear Kocktails with Khloe, I still don’t know about you, but I am still going to watch every episode… it’s super weird that you pretend that’s really your house and not a set…???

alison

 

Friday Letters

Friday letters

Dear NF, You amaze me every day.  You’re going to be the best big brother ever!

Dear Baby V, soooo I’m ready when you are!

Dear the truth, “the truth will set you free, but first it’ll piss you off” – Gloria Steinem AMEN!  yes.

Dear life, you are so sweet.  I am so happy to have what I’ve worked so hard for.  I am grateful for each day.  I appreciate the good people who support me.  I appreciate my health and peace.

Dear fitbit, what 38 week plus pregnant lady do you know gets over 100k steps a week, that’s right.

Dear ABC’s original movie, Madoff, I loved it.

Dear Super Bowl, I just hope I get to watch you!

Dear crane that fell in NYC, I have a huge fear of something dropping out of a window high up down on to me (like in cartoons)… a massive crane falls and kills someone UGH… so scary.

Dear Phish coming to town, thumbs downnnn.

Dear J lo dubsmash without make up, I’ve watched you like 100 times.

alison

so WHAT Wednesday

sowhatwed

Today is Wednesday and I am saying SO WHAT if…

  • I don’t think I’ll be having contractions tonight and a baby tomorrow like I did this far into the pregnancy (38 weeks exactly) like with NF….
  • I sort of hope that I am still pregnant for the Super Bowl so I can pig out…
  • I have given up watching Teen Mom… yes… I can’t do it anymore.
  • Speaking of Teen Mom, Olivia on the bachelor is the worst everrrrr but ya gotta love the crazays they MAKE watching the bachelor entertaining…
  • I am terrified of getting a cold right before I go into labor… and I think it’s happening right now… ughhhhhhhhhhhhh please please no… after having the worst sinus infection of my life for over 3 weeks I just CAN’T handle it
  • I am going to eat lettuce wraps from PF Changs tonight and no body can stop me… well maybe this baby can if he miraculously decides to come out in the next few hours… and if that’s the case someone has to deliver them to me in the hospital… please…
  • I need to eat a churro before giving birth, it’s on my pregnancy bucket list
  • this entire so what wed seems to be related to how pregnant I am
  • NF can’t hear for some reason and it’s kind of adorable (I’m trying benadryl and having him chew swedish fish to pop the pressure etc… I think it’s getting better
  • I think I need to drink some orange juice asap…
  • The whole Rob and Blac Chyna thing is so bizzare and I’m over it being a story
  • I want to read Teresa Guidices tell all book… and I do NOT want it to disappoint me
  • PRETTY sure I knew Amber Portwood’s Fiance was a con man the moment I heard, we meet on twitter….
  • I am ready for scandal and grey’s to be back on already

alison