Dear knobs, you’re impossible to find!!!!! I can’t find the right ones for baby V’s dresser!!!
Dear Mom, Thank you for painting that dresser for me in 4 days… and delivering it… and for putting up with me
Dear Smellen, it’s sad when I call you the first thing you say is, are you having a melt down or are you in labor. Today it was neither…. but there’s still hours left in the day…
Dear baby in my belly, I think I’m ready for you to come out now…
Dear donuts I ate Saturday, I still feel guilty about you.
Dear new bassinet, I think you’re exactly what we need for baby v…. I really hope you work out perfectly…
Dear Kourtney Kardashian, I get your #fbf I do.
Dear phone, I can’t stand when you don’t do a back up because I am not on wifi and you tell me every 45 seconds, like how do I fix that
Dear NF, you are the very best and I’ve missed you while you’ve been at Disney World… I am jealous but I know you’re having the BEST time and I am getting a LOT done (I’ve relaxed and rested too). Can’t wait to see your happy face very soon!
Dear Rob Kardashian, wtf is going on with you and Blac Chyna, this can’t be for realz
Dear inspiration/motivation to make kale smoothie, you’re slowly fading away as I am more more hungry for some actual food
Dear lay down bike thing at the gym, I tried you for my swollen ankles… I didn’t find it that great and I didn’t get steps on my fitbit for using it… sooooo you’re out.
Dear going into labor bag, I should probably pack you right?