Friday Letters

Dear knobs, you’re impossible to find!!!!!  I can’t find the right ones for baby V’s dresser!!!

Dear Mom, Thank you for painting that dresser for me in 4 days… and delivering it… and for putting up with me

Dear Smellen, it’s sad when I call you the first thing you say is, are you having a melt down or are you in labor.  Today it was neither…. but there’s still hours left in the day…

Dear baby in my belly, I think I’m ready for you to come out now…

Dear donuts I ate Saturday, I still feel guilty about you.

Dear new bassinet, I think you’re exactly what we need for baby v…. I really hope you work out perfectly…

Dear Kourtney Kardashian, I get your #fbf I do.

Dear phone, I can’t stand when you don’t do a back up because I am not on wifi and you tell me every 45 seconds, like how do I fix that

Dear NF, you are the very best and I’ve missed you while you’ve been at Disney World… I am jealous but I know you’re having the BEST time and I am getting a LOT done (I’ve relaxed and rested too).  Can’t wait to see your happy face very soon!

Dear Rob Kardashian, wtf is going on with you and Blac Chyna, this can’t be for realz

Dear inspiration/motivation to make kale smoothie, you’re slowly fading away as I am more more hungry for some actual food

Dear lay down bike thing at the gym, I tried you for my swollen ankles… I didn’t find it that great and I didn’t get steps on my fitbit for using it… sooooo you’re out.

Dear going into labor bag, I should probably pack you right?

So WHAT Wednesday

Today is SO WHAT Wednesday and I am saying SO WHAT if…

• I have cankles
• I don’t remember what it’s like to sleep through a night without getting up to pee
• I am not sure if I have a smart tv or not… or how to find out
• I can’t wait to go to an abs class
• NF was born only 7 days from today this far in my pregnancy and that freaks me out
• I may or may not eat a blooming onion today… and I think that’s probably the worst idea for my bloated feet/legs/ankle area
• I thought Kocktails with Khloe was so dumb… but I am still going to watch the next episode
• I am so interested in all of the Kardashian’s diets… Khole doesn’t eat dairy… but I know Kourtney does… but there’s no way in hell I’ll be paying for any of their apps
• I don’t believe anything about Rob and Blac Chyna… totally false and weird
• I AM PISSED at TMZ for spoiling the bachelor… you did it with Andi’s season and you did it again my eyes can unsee what you put up today… I hate you I hate you I hate you
• It make laboring sounds when I put my shoes on even when I conscientiously try not to
• I am invited to a super bowl party and I am pumped to go… but there’s a good chance I’ll be birthing a baby out that day or around that day and not attending
• I LOVE Erika Girardi on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and I really didn’t think I was going to
• I do NOT like Kathryn Edwards on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills… I like Faye Resnick
• I can finally breathe out my nose after weeks of battling a viscous sinus infection
• the cheese cake factory has the most intimidating menu I’ve ever encountered
• my bathroom fan is fixed and I have used it every time I take a shower… I just ALMOST forget but I don’t…
• garbage day in the winter stresses me out… like do I put it on the snow bank?  Do I block my driveway… what if it gets all snowed on….
• My car looked dirty the entire month of January
• I had my mom look at dressers with me ALL day Sunday only to decide that yeah I’ll take that one you have in the garage, and yeah I’d like you to paint it of me too, thanks mom
• I am a boy mom (mom of boys)
• I usually don’t re do my make up after the gym though I should…
• I don’t think anyone reads this except my sister
• I REALLY hope I win the super bowl square thing this year… I never ever do

So WHAT Wednesday

Today is Wednesday and I am saying SO WHAT if…

• the new latte caramel macchiato tasted like nothing… almost like a flat white… I think they made it wrong…
• I am having braxton hicks contractions today
• I am quite enjoying Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and I am really disliking Altanta
• I always wonder how old soup crackers are in the packages… there’s no expiration date on them…. and sometimes they are really stale
• I love the wet brush
• I LOVE watching NF in his swim class – I am so proud of him when he does something new
• I THINK I will do the swim class with baby vb at 6 months… yes I will wear a bathing suit and get my hair wet etc… anything for baby vb
• NF’s favorite song is DNCE – Cake by the ocean… I finally remembered to look up the words to find out what it’s called
• NF started singing all the words to Frank Sinatra’s That’s Life yesterday from a diabetes commercial and it blew my mind…
• OH YEAH NF can spell his name!
• I am getting a free oil change today and I got a free half gallon of milk waiting for me at the drug store from the milk club!! It’s my lucky week!
• Everyone keeps saying to me, oh you’re getting close, what another month?  Technically yeah, 4 more weeks… but it is so possible I’ll go early… if I make it to Feb 18th I will be in shock… and HUGE
• I’ve only gained 27 lbs so far (gained 50 for NF)… and I’d kinda like to keep it that way… so let’s go I’m ready, well maybe next week…
• I’d love to drink starbucks at the gym, but I know people would think I was nuts!  SO it’s my AFTER gym treat!

Too Cute Tuesday

Make Me Smile Monday

Friday Letters

Dear Friday, it took FOR-EV-ERR for you to come this week…

Dear NF, last night you told me about bears in the desert…. now… was this from a tv show you saw??? orrr… Idk I googled it and saw that there’s the gobi bear… are you really talking to me about gobi bears?  Or am I looking too far into this?

Dear Scandal and Grey’s, it feels like forever since you were on… and american crime is just not good like I thought it’d be…. I need my ABC dramas back

Dear shoveling, you were a bad idea….

Dear Hobby Lobby, so glad I chose to visit you over target last night….

Dear Top Chef, it still feels like there are 10433 contestants on… can we get a double elimination or something to move things along?

Dear lindor chocolates, why can’t I just eat ONE of you!?

Dear sprinkle, I can’t believe you’re tomorrow!  What am I going to even wear?

Dear current wardrobe, ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.  LIMITEDDDDDDD.

Dear Smellen, I hope you are making tiramisu cake because I need everyone to try it.

Dear sinuses, WTF.  It’s been WHAT 21 days?!!!  I just want to breathe normal!!!!!

Dear life, you scare the bajeezus outta me…. sooo I think I’ll listen to bob marley’s 3 little birds (every little thing gonna be alright).

Dear Powerball, can’t win if you don’t try… I didn’t try…

Dear Kylie, you’re currently in my opinion the most annoying kardashian(Jenner).

Dear making a murderer, I am on episode 10 ughhhh.

So WHAT Wednesday

Today is Wednesday and I am saying so WHAT if…

• I was pumped to drive in blusterous weather this morning… it was kind of exciting (and now I have a car that can take it)
• I am sort of excited for the dentist to see my teeth this afternoon because for the past 6 months… I HAVE been flossing!
•  I am on episode 9 for making a murderer… and I’ll be pretty sad when I am done with it
• I need 100k steps a week or I feel like I’ve failed
• I can’t believe I am potentially 3 weeks away from having a baby… I am so not ready
• NF asks me if I want to cuddle at night and I can’t resist when he asks me that… he really knows how to get me to let him stay up later

Friday Letters

Dear hair, goodbye.  I donated 8 inches last night… I had no idea it was really THAT long…

Dear NF, I could not believe when I tried to wake you up this morning you kept your eyes closed like you were sleeping and said to me, “I don’t have time for this.”

Dear sickness, ok…I’ve had enough, seriously, I surrender… omgggg

Dear How to Make a Murderer, I could watch all 10 hours of you in a row… instead I am trying to make it last

Dear Smellen, miss you.

Dear fitbit, every body thinks I’ve slowed down because I am so pregnant… nooo it’s because I’ve been so sick!  I’ll be back don’t you worry

Dear 34 weeks pregnant, omg.  next week… I am only like maybe 3 weeks away… omg… I am not even ready for this

Dear tastebuds, I haven’t been able to taste food in over 2 weeks… blahhhhhhh, you’re ruining my last days being pregnant… I want to taste things!

 

Thursday Thoughts

Today is Thursday and I am linking up with Ramblings of a Suburban Mom…

I was scared to even google that image to put on here because I DO NOT want to see / read any spoilers.  I watched episode 1 last night.  So ZIP IT!  Until I’m done, and then I’ll want to talk about it a lot.

So today I am enjoying a Dunkin Donuts smoothie… and I had them mix the strawberry banana and tropical mango together…  a long time ago when I used to work at Burger King (ugghhh embarazada) they had frozen coke and frozen cherry… and sometimes, I would suggest to a customer that they could MIX the two and it would be like cherry coke… and I swear it blew some people’s minds

I have been sick for like 15 days now… I can NOT believe what I can still blow out of my nose… when will my face stop making this disgusting green mucus snot.  I am on day 6 on antibiotics.

This is an older picture but I still love it… NF doesn’t start his next session of swimming until next week… I hope he doesn’t forget everything he’s learned so far, it feels like he’s had a lot of weeks off.

I was so excited for ABC’s line up last night… The Middle, The Goldbergs, Modern Family!!!  I just can’t even take that Beverly Goldberg I LOVE HER!

I dvr’d American Crime… the cast is pretty good so my expectations are a little high…

So WHAT Wednesday

Today is Wednesday and I am saying SO WHAT if…

• I’d like to start watching How to Make a Murderer… I am afraid I already saw/read a spoiler and didn’t realize it
• I just had to look up the final score of the Syracuse Basketball game… lost in OT so sad
• I STILL can’t breathe out of my nose at night… this is torture!!  It’s day 14!!!!!  and 5 on antibiotics!  I have limited amount of days left to sleep before having a new born… these nights are precious to me and they’re being robbed by my nose
• Real housewives of Beverly Hills is like 100x better than Atlanta
• I was confused when Kim said Rob’s Rita Ora tattoo was a cabbage patch doll… why would he change it to a cabbage patch doll?  but it’s about his weight… COLD Kim
• I thought a 3 year car payment plan was short… um no… 3 years is a very long time
• I refuse to buy a bigger coat to get me through Jan and some Feb while pregnant… I will just look ridiculous
• I always buy a 4 family pack of avocados and eat 2 or 3 and throw away one… so there’s actually no savings doing that…. but I ALWAYS intend to eat them all… just 4 avocados in a week is too much… I need to make Kourtney’s avocado pudding asap
• Just like everyone else I am still writing 2015 on everything
• I need to drink more water… but more water equals more peeing… OK OK not an excuse
• NF makes this fake farting sound and I can’t STAND it
• NF calls October, Octurbo, just to drive me nuts…
• Basically NF has been doing things to get on my nerves… but I know it’s because I’ve been sick and no fun
• no body really reads this
• I am drinking from an SU mug and I didn’t even watch the game last night #impostor
• there is no way I could handle listening to the entire Adele CD without crying for forever and ever
• the gym needs to thin out for real #yournewyearsresolutionisridiculous
•  I hope you find my pretentious tone humorous and not disgusting
• I am wondering… when do all the new shows come back?  The Middle and Modern Family are new tonight!!!
• ABOUT the girl who stole the woman’s credit card information at starbucks… I will find an article for you to read, hold on… here … I saw them talk about this on The Talk… and I loved what Sara Gilbert said about it.  People believe they are good but they still did a bad action.  You can be a good person and do a bad thing… just stop doing things that are bad.  Hmm… she explained it better…
• NF has this crazy thing with thumbs up… and thumbs down… and thumbs side… I’ll explain it to you later
• Happy birthday to Ryan!