Dear Thanksgiving, I really am so excited to eat stuffing and turkey and pie.
Dear Holiday Challenge at my gym, damn you but thanks for keeping me on track for another year….. I NEED that t-shirt (you only get the t-shirt if you maintain your weight or lose). HOWEVER, I havent offically weighed in yet (I have another week)… and I kindaaaa plan to eat a lot that morning… please say that’s fair game and not cheating… I’ll have to make up for it later right?
Dear NF, you FINALLY said I love you… and it was to a stuffed animal… but still you’re saying it! I’m next I’m next! Please… oh melt my heart.
Smellen, I nearly DIED when you sent me this photo…
You found these underwear mixed IN with your laundry in your apartment building… omg I would have LOVED to seen your face pulling those things out of your hamper to fold. You can’t tell from the photo but the band says Papi and that’s bright pink stitching… who really wears those??? Someone living near byyy… and they’re probably wondering where they went! Please tell me, did you put them back in the laundry room?
Dear Syracuse Basketball, pretty excited to watch your game tonight! You’re WAYYYY better than Syracuse Football.
Dear mustard on the beat, What does that even mean? I’ll google it. Ok so it means DJ mustard is making the beat for that song… gotcha. Learn somethin new everyday.
Dear new season of Girls, Mad Men, True Detective, Orange is the New Black, when are you happeningggggggggg… I need dates!! and I want them all in one nice neat little place on the internet.
Dear Real Housewives of NJ, Alright let’s get real real housewives…. my favs? Tre and Dina… then comes Melissa. The rest of you all are annoying. and the very worst part of the show… Jim. Why did you allow him to be the biggest part of part 3 of the reunion? I wonder if he’ll comment on this since he’s so prevalent on the internet…
Dear Dancing With The Stars, HOW is Tommy Chung STILL THERE!?? I mean it’s getting down to the finals… and you can’t have Tommy still there!? I like him really I do… but I am not like yeahh team tommy winning dwts!! Noooo I actually really would like Sadie or Alfonso to win.
Dear Scandal, whooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaa hotttt DAmNNN! I can’t I just can’t! Shonda Rhimes this is not HBO this is network television you’re makin me uncomfortable!
Dear Haley on Modern Family, I’ve had this moment… and yelling at the car to go around… ahh I love it.
Dear Juan Pablo and Nikki Ferrell, are you together or not? and I actually really don’t care… but I just wanna know.