Friday Letters

Dear NF, Seriously you say fine and no… not yes and no… but fine and no… you’re crazy!  “do you want a pretzel?”  “Finnneee.”  “let’s put your hat on.” “no.”  Today I stripped ya down to a diaper for a bath, went to run the water, came back in the room and there you were diaper off, riding your rocking horse nakey.  I said, “You’re naked!”  you replied, “mum, it’s finnee!”  What?!!!  Since when do you reply it’s fine?

Dear Maple Bacon Muffins, you were SO easy to make… like so easy and I had everything to make you at home already.  And you taste so good… like pancakes with syrup almost… but with bacon… in muffin form.  Here is the recipe Maple Bacon Muffins.

Dear Target, I love you I do… but I was interviewed by the news today to talk about how I was a victim of identity theft.  It could have happened to any store… so it’s not personal. You can see it here http://www.localsyr.com/story/target-says-data-breach-hit-70-million-customers/d/story/29X5ankjtEqXqmM0bYNxXA

Dear Scandal, WHY are you waiting until Feb 27th to come back on tv?  WHYY!?

Dear Montreal, I can’t believe my trip to see you is coming so soon!

Dear sinus infection, it’s been 10 days… you can go away now.

I was on the NEWS for being “targeted”

Ya know I was a victim of identity theft from shopping at my beloved Target… WELL I was interviewed today by Caitlin Nuclo and was on the 6 o’clock NEWS!!  You can view it here http://www.localsyr.com/story/target-says-data-breach-hit-70-million-customers/d/story/29X5ankjtEqXqmM0bYNxXA

Flash Back Friday

September 4th 2010?  My cousin Maggie’s Bridal Shower… We did one of those toilet paper wedding dress competitions.  I wore a black dress to the shower, which I have no idea how I pulled it off – I’ve tried it on since and it seems super tiny on me… was I really that much smaller back then, or just more brave?  Anyway, it was perfect to wear under a toliet paper wedding dress.  I had my grandma, aunt Kathy, and My mom on my team (and probably some others that I can’t recall)… basically a group that was going to dominate any clothes making competition… and WE WON!  I believe we won gift cards to dunkin donuts?  Great memories… and I wish someone else in our family would get married already so we can do this again… Smellen (my sister)????  Maybe you’re next… because it’s been 3 and 1/2 years and a 2 year old later for me and I don’t think I’m much closer to getting married, at this point I’m saying it’s a statement we’re not married!  Power to the people!  I don’t need a marriage certificate to prove my love!  Although some day maybe?