-if I’m not married. Though it would be nice if I could easily say, “Sorry I’m married” when I’m awkwardly asked out. Maybe if I had a ring they wouldnt ask in the first place? I should see it as flattering, but it’s totally unwanted.
–if I keep up with celeb gossip. SO WHAT. It’s harmless and doesn’t make me stupid.
-if I am about to quit candy crush because I can’t beat a level for like a week… I might just finally be over it.
-if I’m considering joining a pitch league or something to keep me busy in the winter time. Bowling would be more realistic… but why not pitch? Can’t I round up some home bodies lookin for a reason to get out and play a safe game of pitch once a week? And so what if I sound like an 80 year old.
-if I am making crafts for NF’s birthday…. and I’ll play a slide show of pictures of him of the past year, and mini clips of Cookie Monster on the big screen tv… if there are complaints to put on football, I will no joke drop kick you out of that party room and into the bar and ban you from coming back in.
-if I cry. I can cry if I want to. I can cry during the movie Rocky. I can cry because I broke my glasses. I can cry because I’m tired. So what. Let a girl cry.