Friday iPhone (except not) dump

I by NO means have an iPhone.  I have a really old phone and I do occasionally take photos with it.  These are the four I took this week…

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1. This is my niece… and she’ll tell you, “I love fashion.”  She wore this to softball Monday… yeah those are up to the knee converse chuck taylors with rainbow laces…. hot pink leggings… and a t-shirt that says, “you should see me dance”.  She owns it.

2. Sunday I made orange chicken in the crock pot.  I found a recipe on pinterest.  IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE that has been fooled by the same recipe?????  I put chicken breast, ginger, garlic, a carrot, green pepper, and a can of orange juice concentrate…. and let it on low for 6 hrs.  It was not edible.  Did I do something wrong or did this recipe seem way too good to be true.  It was horrible.

3.  Instead of the kids salon with cartoons, and music, and a toy at the end…. I went to a random hair salon I walked by with NF instead.  She didn’t have a kids seat with a strap… she seemed pretty nervous about cutting a toddler’s hair (they are wild cards ya know)… but it turned out great and it cost $9 compared to $20 at the kids salon.  AND I think this hair cut is much better than the other ones he’s had.   but she didn’t use a cape on him and he was covered in hair, so we immediately ran home for him to take a bath.

4. This is parenting… napping while your toddler sits on top of you eating a bowl of plain cheerios.

Friday’s Letters

Friday letters

Dear NF, Sooo, you blew kisses for the first time last night and I LOVEEEDDDDDDDD IT!!!!  Thank you thank you thank you.  Can you stay this cute foreverrr?!!!

Dear UPS, why do you deliever between 10:30 and 2:00 and require a signature.  I changed it online that I’d pick it up, but when I got there, the truck had already left with my package??  WHYYY?  Now I have to wait until Monday.  Thanks.  That was my fixed camera and NOW I won’t have it when I meet Jill Zarin, Kathy Waklie, and Tamera Barney tonight.

Dear Jill Zarin, Kathy Waklie, and Tamera Barney, Can’t WAIT to meet you tonight omgomgomg!!!!!!

Dear old camera, I will have to pick up batteries to put in you tonight.  You used to be just fine for me… but since I’ve become accustomed to your replacement… I’m not really feelin you.  Ugh.  I’m so mean, but you’ll just have to do this weekend.

Dear President Obama, yesterday your arrival turned our city upside down.  They shut down the thruway and during rush hour traffic!!  Not to mention we just happened to get a giant storm when you finally arrived.

Dear NY State Fair, sooo I’m going to you tonight, and tomorrow… hopefully I don’t fair od and pass out.  I haven’t had any fried food in 30 days so I can PIG OUT on fried dough……. but I didn’t think about how I might get sick from it?  WHO CARES it’s worth every second ahhhhh fried dough I can’t even WAIT!!!!