Kellie Pickler wins DWTS Season 16: Tuesday night, 8 PM, I’m all settled in to watch the DWTS finale and nooooo it’s the Bachelor’s Funniest Moments!!! I watched it. I’ve only really watched one or two season of the Bachelor – so I wasn’t like really into it, but it wasn’t as horrible as I thought it was going to be when I realized it was on and DWTS finale didn’t start until 9 PM.
OKAY so DWTS season finale starts. I’m watching. I realize it’s almost 10 PM…. and they’ve only booted Aly Raisman…. how are they going to wrap this up in less than 3 minutes? and then a commerical comes on… impossible!! Does this go on until 11 PM noooooooooo it doesssssss. I was tired. But I stuck it out. I watched Kellie Pickler win!
Honestly, I am SOO DWTS’d out. I do not want to watch the ABC morning after after party. Wait, so they film the finale live… then immediately get on a plane to fly to NYC, which has an earlier time zone – and then party on ABC GMA all day?! Insanity.
you know what else is crazy… the bleeding mess Val was when Zendaya elbowed him… he’s still lookin good though!
Alternators: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You really know how to f up a week dontcha. Car repairs are the worstttt. They cost a ton, it’s never easy to bring them in, cause ummm like they’re taking your transportation. Then when you have a baby that requires a car seat so you’re lugging that thing around or trying to coordinate rides with someone else who has a car seat – it’s just so much!! I need a new car, suggestions anyone?
The Billboard Music Awards: Let’s talk about this for a minute. 3 major things happened (in my opinion as major)…
#1 Miguel takes girls out by landing on them when jumping off stage into the crowd. Whattt?!
#2 Justin Bieber won an award and the audience boo’s him. I was watching this live. I thought he was just taking FOR-EV-ERRR to accept his award. I was like come on biebs just say thank you already. Then he says, “I’m 19 years old…. I’m 19 years old…. I’m 19 years old… I’m 19 years old…” (maybe it was one or two less than that)… and I was like okay SO WHAT?! Next year you’ll be 20 years old, and then you’ll be 21 years old. Oh Bieber, yes you’re 19 years old, and you’re doing pretty good for yourself, we got it, haters gonna hate. It wasn’t until the next day when I read about it that I found out he was so awkward because they were booing him.
#3 the late performance by Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne…… okay… first of all… that behind is large and I couldn’t stop staring at it. I was hypnotized. Then she gave lil wayne a lap dance and I snapped out of it… I was like WHAT what what what are you WATCHING!?!!! What is this on network television!! Good thing the kiddos are sleeping but WHAT ABOUT THE WEST COAST! They are still seeing this! Please someone tell me they saw this too.
The Middle Season Finale: The Middle is one of my favorite shows just for the few omg that’s me moments that happen every episode. This episode… I was Frankie Heck. Axl is graduating, and I saw my future self (hopefully not) when my first born son graduates high school.
Frankie tackles Axl to the ground when he refuses to wear black socks to his graduation – and tries to put them on him. That reminded me of chasing NF around trying to get socks on him now. I can see this happening in 16 years.
She’s so mad at him she says she can’t wait for him to leave for college – then he walks across the stage and she loses it. She has an amazing cry face.
I wonder if NF’s graduation photo with me years from now will look a little like this one.
Nashville Finale: Spolier alert if you haven’t watched it yet… Here’s a list of my “WHATTTTTTTTT I CAN’T BELIEVE I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL SEPTEMBER TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENSSSSSSSSSS!!!” end of the episode moments…
- Rayna and Deacon are in a car accident… I didn’t see THAT coming… well I did once they kept going back to clips of Rayna driving and them arguing – I thought, “oh no not a car accident.” and CRASH. car accident.
- Peggy’s pregnant with Teddy’s Child… ughhhhhh whyyy??? I was so ready for Peggy to be gone. Maybe it’s a lie.
- Gunnar proposes to Scarlett… umm huh? Now’s not the time Gunnar… I mean Scarlett wouldn’t even accept flowers from you that day… do you think she’s going to accept an engagement ring?
Some other things that were not so shocking, Will see’s an ex lova at a bar and he looked pretty protective over his lady playa style… I feel he’ll be a star soon and a scandal coming on. Tandy quit working for her dad… and I so don’t even care. And Avery and Juliette are friends now? I really am sticking to being an Avery hater, he’s just using everyone to get to the top – you think he’s been humbled by being a rodey, no, I’m still anti Avery.