there are worms everywhere because it rained and I stepped ALL over them
I will avoid spending quarters because I’m saving them for laundry – and people see me counting change are probably like what the heck? Look at all those quarters, why is she counting dimes and nickels???
I only watched Dancing With The Stars from 9:58-10:00 last night to see who went home
I sleep with a minimum of 3 pillows
I hardly get my car washed because I figure it’s going to rain eventually
My little Fam: This picture is from Nicky Flash’s (that’s what I’ve been callin him lately) 1st birthday party. Next month he’ll be 1 1/2! I can’t believe it!
image credit: cheekymonkeyfoods.com
Cheeky Monkey Tomato Garlic Dipping Oil: Holy Moley. Cheeky Monkey Foods have a kiosk in the new part of the Syracuse Mall, Destiny USA, formally known (but still known by me) as Carousel Mall. You can try samples there of this amazzzzing dipping oil. I LOVE to dip bread into flavored oil… it’s like my favorite thing to do. I still really do love Pastabilities Spicy Tomato Oil too. This tastes different though. Cheeky Monkey is strangely sweet and also spicy all at the same time. Check it out here.
Drunk Uncle: I am pretty positive he’s my favorite part of SNL like ever.
Dennis Rodman Fired From All-Star Celebrity Apprentice: And why did he get fired?? Because they miss spelled Melania’s name on their ad which is the name of the product they were promoting. Aint no body got time for spell check!!
Chelsea Houska’s Hair: I’m always lovin this girl’s hair.
Andy Dick’s Dance Monday night on DWTS: WHAT!? Yeah. I liked it. And I cried. It had to have been the song choice, Hallelujah. That song alone can make you burst into tears. I was weeping riiight along with Carrie Ann Inaba… but Nicholas wasn’t into it and he tried ruining the moment by playing with his toys that play long obnoxious songs. I didn’t let that distract me though – I stayed focused and I let the tears flow. Writing that felt ridiculous, but that’s really how it all happened.