Dear NF, yesterday at softball you told a lady, “That’s my mommy…she’s the bestest. I love her she’s mine.” and I melted away. I love you more than anything and I hope you are always proud that I am your mommy and think I am the bestest.
Dear dad and grandpa, Happy Father’s day!! (C’s been away in Arizona for work)
Dear Big Brother 17, I am looking forward to a mindless show to watch 3 days a week ALL summer long… thanks for keeping it cheesey and fun!
Dear Instagram, I can’t believe I finally just meet you.
Dear fitbit, why don’t you hold a charge anymore???
Dear flowers around the mailbox, uhh why are you still the same size as when I planted you 3 weeks ago… at least you haven’t died.
Dear Smellen, I am looking forward to you bringing me breakfast Saturday… I want great surprises from the bakery from the east side.
Dear Wal-Mart, you have NF’s new bed… now I have to pick it up and bring it home… how hard is this going to be and do I need a truck and 4 people? and then who is putting that thing together?
Dear NF, You make me so happy and proud every single day. I love you!
Dear Jan Mon, See you later!!!
Dear C, Glad you’ll be back soon… but I know it won’t be for long. P.S. our lawn needs to be mowed during the 72 whatever hours you’re in NY, thanks.
Dear fitbit, you’re not holding a charge longer than 24 hrs… what the heck is that about?
Dear Orange is the New Black, I only have 2 episodes left… and then what am I gonna do?
Dear Panera, I’ve been to you 3 times in 5 days.
Dear escaped upstate convicts, it’s been 2 weeks… I hope you’re long long gone in like a cave in Cuba and not hiding in my neighbors shed breaking into my house to use the bathroom and eat during the day…. yeah I think about these things.
Dear smartphone, I should name you… I really wish your case would just come in the mail already.
Dear Smellen, I hope you’re using your new mug and coaster today at work from your bridebox.
I had the LG enV3 since December 2009… roughly 5 years 6 months and 13 days until it finally stopped working (could only hear phone calls when it was on speaker)…. and I finally upgraded to a smart phone…. omg…
my roof’s leaking near the chimney and I am learning ALL about flashing and shingles and prices
it’s been 11 days since C left for Arizona… and 4 more to go…
NF insists he has to poop at 10 PM after he’s been put to bed… and I can’t deny him to go… but then he sits there for 15 minutes singing and TMI sometimes he ends up going… and somethings nothing comes out…. but this routine is driving me crazy
I wanna try Ramona Pinot Grigio
I gotta rock a jumpsuit once in my life
my fitbit battery keeps dying and doesnt hold a charge
I hope this season of big brother is a good one… I am doubting it already
I STILL haven’t watched the Game of Thrones finale… waiting for C