Friday Letters

Friday letters

Dear NF, You amaze me every day.  You’re going to be the best big brother ever!

Dear Baby V, soooo I’m ready when you are!

Dear the truth, “the truth will set you free, but first it’ll piss you off” – Gloria Steinem AMEN!  yes.

Dear life, you are so sweet.  I am so happy to have what I’ve worked so hard for.  I am grateful for each day.  I appreciate the good people who support me.  I appreciate my health and peace.

Dear fitbit, what 38 week plus pregnant lady do you know gets over 100k steps a week, that’s right.

Dear ABC’s original movie, Madoff, I loved it.

Dear Super Bowl, I just hope I get to watch you!

Dear crane that fell in NYC, I have a huge fear of something dropping out of a window high up down on to me (like in cartoons)… a massive crane falls and kills someone UGH… so scary.

Dear Phish coming to town, thumbs downnnn.

Dear J lo dubsmash without make up, I’ve watched you like 100 times.


so WHAT Wednesday


Today is Wednesday and I am saying SO WHAT if…

  • I don’t think I’ll be having contractions tonight and a baby tomorrow like I did this far into the pregnancy (38 weeks exactly) like with NF….
  • I sort of hope that I am still pregnant for the Super Bowl so I can pig out…
  • I have given up watching Teen Mom… yes… I can’t do it anymore.
  • Speaking of Teen Mom, Olivia on the bachelor is the worst everrrrr but ya gotta love the crazays they MAKE watching the bachelor entertaining…
  • I am terrified of getting a cold right before I go into labor… and I think it’s happening right now… ughhhhhhhhhhhhh please please no… after having the worst sinus infection of my life for over 3 weeks I just CAN’T handle it
  • I am going to eat lettuce wraps from PF Changs tonight and no body can stop me… well maybe this baby can if he miraculously decides to come out in the next few hours… and if that’s the case someone has to deliver them to me in the hospital… please…
  • I need to eat a churro before giving birth, it’s on my pregnancy bucket list
  • this entire so what wed seems to be related to how pregnant I am
  • NF can’t hear for some reason and it’s kind of adorable (I’m trying benadryl and having him chew swedish fish to pop the pressure etc… I think it’s getting better
  • I think I need to drink some orange juice asap…
  • The whole Rob and Blac Chyna thing is so bizzare and I’m over it being a story
  • I want to read Teresa Guidices tell all book… and I do NOT want it to disappoint me
  • PRETTY sure I knew Amber Portwood’s Fiance was a con man the moment I heard, we meet on twitter….
  • I am ready for scandal and grey’s to be back on already


Friday Letters

Friday letters

Dear knobs, you’re impossible to find!!!!!  I can’t find the right ones for baby V’s dresser!!!


Dear Mom, Thank you for painting that dresser for me in 4 days… and delivering it… and for putting up with me

Dear Smellen, it’s sad when I call you the first thing you say is, are you having a melt down or are you in labor.  Today it was neither…. but there’s still hours left in the day…

Dear baby in my belly, I think I’m ready for you to come out now…


Dear donuts I ate Saturday, I still feel guilty about you.


Dear new bassinet, I think you’re exactly what we need for baby v…. I really hope you work out perfectly…


Dear Kourtney Kardashian, I get your #fbf I do.

Dear phone, I can’t stand when you don’t do a back up because I am not on wifi and you tell me every 45 seconds, like how do I fix that

Dear NF, you are the very best and I’ve missed you while you’ve been at Disney World… I am jealous but I know you’re having the BEST time and I am getting a LOT done (I’ve relaxed and rested too).  Can’t wait to see your happy face very soon!

Dear Rob Kardashian, wtf is going on with you and Blac Chyna, this can’t be for realz

Dear inspiration/motivation to make kale smoothie, you’re slowly fading away as I am more more hungry for some actual food

Dear lay down bike thing at the gym, I tried you for my swollen ankles… I didn’t find it that great and I didn’t get steps on my fitbit for using it… sooooo you’re out.

Dear going into labor bag, I should probably pack you right?


So WHAT Wednesday


Today is SO WHAT Wednesday and I am saying SO WHAT if…

  • I have cankles
  • I don’t remember what it’s like to sleep through a night without getting up to pee
  • I am not sure if I have a smart tv or not… or how to find out
  • I can’t wait to go to an abs class
  • NF was born only 7 days from today this far in my pregnancy and that freaks me out
  • I may or may not eat a blooming onion today… and I think that’s probably the worst idea for my bloated feet/legs/ankle area
  • I thought Kocktails with Khloe was so dumb… but I am still going to watch the next episode
  • I am so interested in all of the Kardashian’s diets… Khole doesn’t eat dairy… but I know Kourtney does… but there’s no way in hell I’ll be paying for any of their apps
  • I don’t believe anything about Rob and Blac Chyna… totally false and weird
  • I AM PISSED at TMZ for spoiling the bachelor… you did it with Andi’s season and you did it again my eyes can unsee what you put up today… I hate you I hate you I hate you
  • It make laboring sounds when I put my shoes on even when I conscientiously try not to
  • I am invited to a super bowl party and I am pumped to go… but there’s a good chance I’ll be birthing a baby out that day or around that day and not attending
  • I LOVE Erika Girardi on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and I really didn’t think I was going to
  • I do NOT like Kathryn Edwards on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills… I like Faye Resnick
  • I can finally breathe out my nose after weeks of battling a viscous sinus infection
  • the cheese cake factory has the most intimidating menu I’ve ever encountered
  • my bathroom fan is fixed and I have used it every time I take a shower… I just ALMOST forget but I don’t…
  • garbage day in the winter stresses me out… like do I put it on the snow bank?  Do I block my driveway… what if it gets all snowed on….
  • My car looked dirty the entire month of January
  • I had my mom look at dressers with me ALL day Sunday only to decide that yeah I’ll take that one you have in the garage, and yeah I’d like you to paint it of me too, thanks mom
  • I am a boy mom (mom of boys)
  • I usually don’t re do my make up after the gym though I should…
  • I don’t think anyone reads this except my sister
  • I REALLY hope I win the super bowl square thing this year… I never ever do