I haven’t packed for Vermont yet and I can’t find my bathing suit cover up anywhere
C is in Arizona more than he’s in New York
There was a woot off yesterday and now it’s still going on today…. I can’t mention what I bought on here because it will likely be Christmas gifts… but really… $84 later…
only when *certain* people sneeze I want to punch them…
I like Carole and Dorinda on Real Housewives together in London… and Sonja cracks me up
K Meghan King Edmonds, you can eat cheese burgers and still be skinny… got it
I still haven’t seen teen mom 2 season 6 episode 3 so I can’t comment on Leah’s messy car yet
who knew a lion would be out walking around Milwaukee? I need updates on this asap
I mowed 80% of my lawn before realizing how to make it self propel
I can’t stop thinking about pf changs lettuce wraps
I love when things don’t go as planned on Big Brother
I am terrified to hit a deer when I’m driving… I feel like that’s something that happens to everyone at least once so I’m due
I’m just like my mom, I love a good deal
My email is up to 166 unread and it’s stressing me out, didn’t I just clear it?!
my neighbors got a pool
I feel like I graduated from college 100 years ago, and high school 200 years ago
I have like 2 college friends I talk to on about a bi weekly basis and that’s it… with fb these days I don’t need to actually contact anyone to be updated on their life
As a maid of honor I need to get on some stuff… maybe starting next week.. sorry smellen
I gots me some baby fever
I’m afraid of contracting a rare odd bacterial infection by swimming in a lake that kills me and or makes me lose my skin and limbs…. WHAT how can you not think about that after hearing Amy Purdy’s story on Dancing with the Stars or what if a leech goes up my nose and into my brain like on Grey’s Anatomy… ughhhh it’s just not worth it is it???
who is going to be on the next season of DWTS anyway?
Dear NF, I love you SO much and it broke my heart putting you to bed when my sister came over (your favorite aunt) and you hysterically cried out the window of your bedroom as she went out to her car to leave, you were supposed to be sleeping!!
Dear Smellen, I hope you enjoy your dress this weekend!
Dear Teevee, I so look forward to spending this weekend with you!
Dear C, I am actually so fine with you leaving again for work
Dear weekend, oh my goshness gracious (that’s how nf has been saying it this week) I can’t wait for you to officially be here
Dear Johnny Mac on Big Brother, you’re my fav for sure
Dear Rent the runway, I mean… maybe my pick was a little ambitious for my circumstance? I hope you work out for me.
Dear LuAnn de Lesseps, you’re actually maybe my favorite this season of real housewives of new york
Dear Magaroni and cheese, so excited for your shower!!
So last night C was home for the first time since July 5th… and it was my night to run away. As soon as we got home I bolted out the door. First I got a pedicure… ahhhmazing. I picked black for my toes. Sometimes I go the darkest purple imaginable, but this time I just went black. Afterwards I went straight to PF Changs and ordered the lettuce wraps I’ve been dreaming about for weeks. I dined alone, which I don’t know if I’ve ever done at a real restaurant? But I didn’t care at all I was just SOOOO happy to eat this meal.
Oh yeah, we went to Chuck E. Cheese’s… which NF calls “Chuckacheese” and per tradition we got our picture taken.
I ate this dog Justin Bieber inspired dark chocolate brought back from Germany and it was seriously SO good.
NF’s learning to swim!
NF helps me with the garbage!
Vicki from real housewives of orange county has similar taste as my sister because she has these vases! (I took this picture of the tv)
In Big Brother news…
Shelli’s copying Vanessa’s sunglasses inside look
I loved the whackstreet boys
Can Audrey get in trouble for not going to the veto meeting?
I now know what a #9 crown is
Did Shelli really cry over a letter from her dog? (That was obviously not actually written by her dog)
What’s with Judas?
Liz’s voice keeps getting deeper and deeper and I love it
John keeps getting louder and louder and it confuses me… why is he yelling?
I ordered this dress from rent the runway and it’s coming today (MSGM blue blossom dress)…. YESTERDAY they emailed me to tell me that they could only send me it in one size because the second size was not able to ship (damaged or not returned)… WHAT… so they are sending me this dress in a size 42 (Italian sizing, which is totally confusing to me) and then sending me THIS dress too (Theia Blue Gradient dress)(which they picked themselves for me)…
Either way I’m super excited to try both of them on and make my pick!
Dear NF, Really? You want to go to work with me that bad?
Dear Starbucks, I love that you make decaf frappuccinos now… last I asked for one in 2011 you didn’t. I’ll take a decaf, tall, shot of raspberry, no mocha, skim milk, no whip, java chip frappuccino. I should write that down and just hand it to them.
Dear chicken soup I just ate, you were amazing. Pronto Joey’s is my spot (even though that soup was from their more formal restaurant downstairs.